Time to Write a Story

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

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Add your paragraph and pictures to each persons previous paragraph to continue the story.

An old English Dood  was best buddies with his companion the Blueblood. In the mid of day, they liked to laze around with a lovely cup of tea which Donna poured for them from the dish..........

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

She would now dress up Ol English Dood as a pair of high heels and feed him to all the puppies

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

But as what is typical of a good many doodles, they have finicky taste and sensitive tummies. Bites of Ol English Dood did not settle right and within no time at all...

[Pat and Traveler]

Donna was staring at the thousands of pairs of high heels in her closet, distraught and puzzled.  It felt like only yesterday she'd been giving tea to an Old English Dood and a Blueblood, and now her life had changed beyond recognition.  She decided x=D+% and stuff like that, so decided to call upon a friend whose name was merely an initial and another friend whose undercover name was L's spouse.  Within minutes... 

[F, Calla & Luca]

(Joanne got us into this last mess now let er get us out of it.)

[Amy and Lily]

(Ha! Ha! Ha!!!)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

agreed :)

[Amy and Lily]

the winds picked up and several pieces of siding flew off the house creating a large...

[F, Calla & Luca]

mess under which Donna's friends, who were coming to her rescue, were buried.

[Pat and Traveler]

***RECAP***

Donna, who seems to be a happy woman in the beginning, serves tea on some beautiful china to her two dogs.

Later, she meets a handsome man who has a wolfhound.

The man turns out to be a pretentious, sadistic jerk who dyes his hair and works as a Wal Mart greeter.

Donna overlooks these apparently minor flaws, they elope and marry in Vegas. (Doesn’t seem like they knew each very long–what an impulsive girl!)

Somehow, the marriage doesn’t seem to be valid, or the story has a flashback, and the husband is again a fiancee.

Donna suddenly decides to kill him. (Yes, definitely an impulsive girl!)

How does she go about this? She decides to disguise the guy as a pair of shoes and feed him to her dogs! (Okay–this girl is way past impulsive! Not only that, somewhere along the way she seems to have gotten her financee confused with one of her dogs–the old English Dood. Scary.)

Donna’s house is damaged in a wind storm, and the friends who came to her rescue are buried. (Sad, but one has to wonder if these were the same friends who turned on her earlier, a single-initial friend who referred her in her time of need to somebody named Joanne, or another fair-weather friend who just laughed at her...you be the judge.)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Pat, I wish I had this on an audio tape :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Hey I believe two of your relatives have just been maligned in this recap!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

A good story is a good story....what can I say?? LOL