Fudge and Vern Need a Valentine!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, it is that time of the year and the pressure is on for Fudge and Vern to find a Valentine. Everyone thinks they are a couple, because they are always together, but nope, they are both single and looking for love in all the wrong right places. Please help them find their many one true love. 

First up, is sweet Fudge. Fudge is a serious kind of girl, but has been known to cut loose if there is a ball or stick around.

She loves to outsmart her brother, so she is going to need a dog that is on the ball and can keep up with her wit and wily ways or she will make mincemeat get bored easily.  She loves a challenge. Fudge loves to take long walks in the park.  She likes to chase squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and most anything that moves quickly. If you are fast, she could chase you. She likes to dig large holes in the yard and loves a drive in the car.  After a long day, Fudge loves to cuddle and is quite content to go to bed early and sleep in late. Fudge is a beautiful dog and depending on her haircut, likes to be called Fudge, Fifi, or Fluffernutter. Must be willing to relocate to PA.

Next up, is sweet Vern.  Vern is a lover, not a fighter. Vern likes long walks in the park and a good roll in the mud.  He is a night owl and likes to party long after his humans go to sleep. Vern is looking for a girl that is not hung up on appearances, because most of the time Vern does not appear too clean.  It you want a Metrosexual kind of guy, keep looking. He doesn't like to dress up.

Vern is fun loving, yet sensitive, and has been known to pee a little when he gets scared, so my best advice to you, is never scare him. Vern likes to dance, give bear hugs, and sloppy kisses. Must be willing to relocate to PA.  Please apply if you meet these qualifications.

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[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Uh Oh! I remember that one Guinness!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Guinness, I have been so worried about you. My mom told me you were very sick. You are so sweet to take the time out to try and win my heart. I just told Halas that my mom is taller than my dad, so stuff like that does not bother me, at all. We do have a lot in common and we could spend time talking about our goofy brothers. My mom also told me what some of your other special talents are...she remembered them from Yappy Hour. That scares me just a little, because I am a very good girl. You would have to promise not to do any of that stuff to me. I think you are adorable. Love, Fudge

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Okay Fudge....none of that stuff around you.  Actually I respect and adore you too much to try any of that "funny business".  I've been looking for a "good girl" for a forever relationship.  Awaiting your decision...Guinness.

[Pat and Traveler]

Awwwww....who cares about Valentines?  I'm on my way to get that sweet little guy for all seasons.  :)

[Anna and Achilles]

My Dearest Fudge,

           Just wanted to let you know that I think we could be a perfect match. I too am a little serious but will occasionally let my curls down. I am a very good catch. I will never be tempted to stray, I will always be loyal. The proof is in this picture, the bagel was quite tempting but I stayed strong. So when other cute girls come around all you will have to say is leave it and I will obey!  Not only that I really like to cuddle! Look how nicely I do that.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Achilles, I love your real photos. Winnie already has tried cheating on me, so I appreciate an honest dood, especially one that will obey me. You look like a great cuddler!! Love, Fudge

[Pat and Traveler]

That shot of Achilles with the bagel is priceless!  What a good boy!!!!

[Anna and Achilles]

Most days he is a really good boy!

[Anna and Achilles]

Fudge, you are intelligent, don't be fooled by Darwin those other guys that are using photo shop! I have real pictures! I don't need to fake use other means to get you. Love your honest and true Achilles

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Dear Achilles, My mom also told me Darwin's mom makes fake poop and does weird stuff with green jello. I am not too sure about all of that stuff. Love, Fudge

[Pat and Traveler]

Bah, ha,ha......I think I remember that!  Who but Darwin's mom would make fake poop?  Too funny!

[Heather Martinez]

Hi Fudge,

My name is Teddy Abraham Martinez. When I saw that picture of you playing with your tennis ball I knew we would be a good match! I live in San Diego but I love to have visitors! We could go for a walk on Dog beach, roll in the sand, and run through the waves together! I love being chased and chasing! I love cuddling and hugs. I'm a morning person but I will sleep in late with you! I might fall asleep at 6pm after playing all day though. I think I am pretty handsome, I'm growing my hair out now, so if you like that Teddy Bear look I am your man. I'm only 14 months old but I'm pretty mature for my age! I will wait for your reply.

Love, Teddy