Fudge and Vern Need a Valentine!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, it is that time of the year and the pressure is on for Fudge and Vern to find a Valentine. Everyone thinks they are a couple, because they are always together, but nope, they are both single and looking for love in all the wrong right places. Please help them find their many one true love. 

First up, is sweet Fudge. Fudge is a serious kind of girl, but has been known to cut loose if there is a ball or stick around.

She loves to outsmart her brother, so she is going to need a dog that is on the ball and can keep up with her wit and wily ways or she will make mincemeat get bored easily.  She loves a challenge. Fudge loves to take long walks in the park.  She likes to chase squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and most anything that moves quickly. If you are fast, she could chase you. She likes to dig large holes in the yard and loves a drive in the car.  After a long day, Fudge loves to cuddle and is quite content to go to bed early and sleep in late. Fudge is a beautiful dog and depending on her haircut, likes to be called Fudge, Fifi, or Fluffernutter. Must be willing to relocate to PA.

Next up, is sweet Vern.  Vern is a lover, not a fighter. Vern likes long walks in the park and a good roll in the mud.  He is a night owl and likes to party long after his humans go to sleep. Vern is looking for a girl that is not hung up on appearances, because most of the time Vern does not appear too clean.  It you want a Metrosexual kind of guy, keep looking. He doesn't like to dress up.

Vern is fun loving, yet sensitive, and has been known to pee a little when he gets scared, so my best advice to you, is never scare him. Vern likes to dance, give bear hugs, and sloppy kisses. Must be willing to relocate to PA.  Please apply if you meet these qualifications.

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[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Thanks, I borrowed it from my brother.  He wasn't too happy about it but since polo guys never wash their suits, I'm the one who should be complaining.  I look tall here don't I?  Maybe Fudge will like that I play bigger than I am....

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Ned, you're making me blush, dood!!  TaraBear

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Nah, Tara, I am still the same ol' Ned.  Just puttin' on the dawg to impress Fudge.  I look very fit and cool, don't I?

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Ned you are the coolest!!! But I will need to see Fudge in a bikini before I will know if she is a good match.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

TaraBear, Don't start this again. Back off. Remember, you are engaged to Bandit. Love, Fudge

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Ned, Wow....you are one sexy dood in that Speedo. Not many other Doodles could pull that look off...LOL!! I do like to be chased, too! Love, Fluffiernutter

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Jack, you 2-timer. You told me, Joanne, I was your one and only!!!  I'm crushed

[Janie, Jackson and Jilly]

Uh oh, my momma says I'm in the doghouse now!  Joanne, you are the dreamiest human Valentine a dood could ever ask for!  You are my one and only human valentine, girrrrrl.  xoxo

[Pat and Traveler]

Jack, you have a smile to die for!!!  Love your nose and lips!  (I didn't even know dogs had lips before Trav came along...:)

[Janie, Jackson and Jilly]

My Mom agrees with you, she never noticed lips on us dogs before either!! : )

[Jennifer and Jack]

Janie, your Jack is o e of the cutest doodles ever!!!! I adore him.

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

My Dearest Fudge,

 

I hope you are keeping well. I am writing to you in response to your ad for a Valentine and would like you to know you need look no further. I, "Pooh Bear" Winston, am here to make all your dreams come true. I am a true gentledood. I know how to show a doodette a good time. Truely comfortable with my sexuality, I have no issues letting a pretty gal like you take the lead. But when it comes to chasing the ball and removing squeaky thing from inside the stuffie, I am all Dood. I am truly the perfect blend of masculin and athletic, yet fun loving, sweet, romantic. I also have a silly side, and can goof around and wrestle with the best of 'em. In my down time, I enjoy a cozy snuggle on the carpet in front of the t.v., chewing my paws or an antler.

 

I enjoy a long walk as much as you, but nothing gets me more excited than a squirrel, rabbit or chipmunk. Really, anything to get me running and chasing. In a pinch, a tennis ball will do. But there is nothing that I would love chasing more than your tail. You are one gorgeous doodette, and I think you and I are meant to be together forever. So if you are looking for a strong, mature yet fun, gentledood, then look no further. There is room enough on my memory foam doggie bed for the two of us ;-)

 

Drop me a line my sweet Fudgie Bear; I'll take you on the squirrel chase of a lifetime!

Yours Truly,

Winnie

xoxoxo