Fudge and Vern Need a Valentine!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, it is that time of the year and the pressure is on for Fudge and Vern to find a Valentine. Everyone thinks they are a couple, because they are always together, but nope, they are both single and looking for love in all the wrong right places. Please help them find their many one true love. 

First up, is sweet Fudge. Fudge is a serious kind of girl, but has been known to cut loose if there is a ball or stick around.

She loves to outsmart her brother, so she is going to need a dog that is on the ball and can keep up with her wit and wily ways or she will make mincemeat get bored easily.  She loves a challenge. Fudge loves to take long walks in the park.  She likes to chase squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and most anything that moves quickly. If you are fast, she could chase you. She likes to dig large holes in the yard and loves a drive in the car.  After a long day, Fudge loves to cuddle and is quite content to go to bed early and sleep in late. Fudge is a beautiful dog and depending on her haircut, likes to be called Fudge, Fifi, or Fluffernutter. Must be willing to relocate to PA.

Next up, is sweet Vern.  Vern is a lover, not a fighter. Vern likes long walks in the park and a good roll in the mud.  He is a night owl and likes to party long after his humans go to sleep. Vern is looking for a girl that is not hung up on appearances, because most of the time Vern does not appear too clean.  It you want a Metrosexual kind of guy, keep looking. He doesn't like to dress up.

Vern is fun loving, yet sensitive, and has been known to pee a little when he gets scared, so my best advice to you, is never scare him. Vern likes to dance, give bear hugs, and sloppy kisses. Must be willing to relocate to PA.  Please apply if you meet these qualifications.

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[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

JD here! Mom says of all the places she might be willing to visit, So. Cal. is very high on the list! So now all I need is a driver!

[Colleen, Jake & Baxter]

Hi Vern

I will make you a deal.  Even though I have only put up with "hosted" my foster sister for a week I am willing to ship send her your way.  It's OK with me if she moves to PA SOON.   She is a obnoxious fun loving DIVA gal that likes nothing better then to get in my business follow me around and wrestle play.  What do ya say????  Your friend Jake in VA.  PS.  I can send pictures!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Jake, Keep in mind I already have one obnoxious loving sister, who likes to get me in trouble with my mom and dad because she gets me to do naughty things. I like to wrestle play, but right now, Fudge is all I can handle. Thanks for thinking of me. Vern

[Anna and Achilles]

@ Shelly why did you leave out me? Honest loyal and true Achilles. Did I mention I turn a lot of heads when I am out and about town.I dare say I am handsome!

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

Ok girls, have you not taught your daughter-doodles better than this? Throwing themselves at a dood! Willing to do whatever they want, leave their families and move to the doods hometown, wear themselves out trying to look attractive and entertaining just for a doods affection. ( geez, sound familiar ladies?) ! Where's your female pride? Where is your self respect? I am embarrassed for you.
Vern should man-up here and start the chase for your affections! Of course, he won't have to look far because we all know Bella is who he will choose in the end. But she is much too much of a lady to "offer" herself up here. So come big boy- come and get her!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

Bella,  My mom said I can't leave PA, but you are welcome to come here and play. Think about it...I am one big hunka hunka burning love. Love, Vern

[shelly]

HEAR YE! HEAR YE!  We now have some additions to our slate of Bachelors... The staff of Bachelordood have offered their apologies for over looking these STUDLY doodles!

Achiles - a self proclaimed honest, loyal, true and  handsome dood!  And such strength... see below:

[F, Calla & Luca]

What a beautiful photo! But I believe it is the handsome young man who is strong here.

[shelly]

And the next Bachelordood.... Guinness... recently, this dood  has won the heart of approximately 8,000 women, but is looking to give HIS heart away to just one lucky lady.  Oh, and did we mention he has just acquired the title of, "Prince"?

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Dood!!! Guinness!!! Bud!!!!

I feel really bad that you were sick, but, Dood,  I am the Prince! Ask my mama and dad. 

Wait! ........Since I am such a good sportadoodle, I will let you be Prince, cause you are one heck of a guy and you have fought the fight of your life.  How could I stand in your way?  Much as I would LOVE for Fudge to choose me, I have to step aside for you.

Good sportsmanship is such a drag, such a drag.

Your furever friend,

Nedderbudder, formerly known as Prince  wearing my CGC ribbon. I am such a good guy!

Sorry, my ribbon is upside down. My mom wanted me to be able to read it when I looked down at it.

[F, Calla & Luca]

What a guy!!!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Guinness and Nedderbudder, I think Fudge can handle both of you little guys!! No problemo!