Ladiesand Gentleman Mr and Mrs Brad....

[Jennifer and Jack]

Ladies and Gentleman.. Not to  make you jealous, or weep with envy.. but my BUB came today, for those of you unaware... Brad was up for winning if you guessed who was going to win the Ocsars right... NO>> I didn't guess right, not even close but Karen ( Karen and Jack) and Jane ( Jane Rooney and ) were in a tie for him.. For some silly reason on Karen's part.. She decided to forfeit BUB to Jane.. and well Jane, in not wanting to make her husband jealous ( and because she is exceptionally awesome) decided that I being the only one willing to admit I have a pole in my house, and really wanted Brad should be allowed to have him...

Thanks to Laurie.. and Mr Laurie... BUB showed up at my door priority... My first order of business was to get Brad' blown up.. Typical male needs the women to pump him up...(thankfully he came with a mini pump that Mr Laurie put together for me attachments in all..

The excitement was too much to take, It has been so long since I had a male to boss around, I mean have as a partner.... The first order of business is

I thought I would sit him down over a glass of wine and tell him what a typical day is like for me...

After we polished off the bottle of wine.. I had to put him to work.. I don't understand how anyone would not want Brad.. First job of the day is laundry...

After he started the wash... I decided I was hungry, ( dang prednisone ) I asked Brad to cook me a steak.. Brad hopped right on it and grilled me up a delicious steak, you know like the kind Dori (Dori and Rua eat every Friday night)

I then told Brad, that I am just plain sick and tired of being the only one in this family that has to be connected to hoses, tubes and machines all day long, Brad being the loving kind soul and not wanting to be deflated, quickly offered to take over my treatments for the day.

This is Brad doing a nebulized treatment one of eight I would have had to do today.. and that vest strapped to him actually blows up like him and shakes the crud out of your lungs literally for 30 minutes a time three times a day. While he was doing that... I quickly realized, Brads lungs are already full of air, so alas I must do my own treatments .. His job was to by my eye candy..... and my pole dancer.. Now ladies try to contain yourself.. This brings sexy to a whole new level.

Now instead of having a plain IV Pole I have Brad attached to it doing his dancing for me..

It was time for Brad and Jack to meet... Neither was to thrilled to meet each other.. Jack was okay with him because lets just say in the man department, well even Jack has him beat there, so Jack did not feel threatened.

Next Ladies I needed my garbage taken out,, You know I forgot how good it is to have a man around the house.. OH Braddddd could you please take the garbage out??? But of course he said...

My what big muscles you have Brad,,, thank you for taking out the garbage... One last thing.. I need you to vacuum for me... Do you know how to Brad??? Why Yes Queen Jennifer anything your heart desires, your wish is my command..

Thank you Brad please Vacuum yourself out of the room and leave no foot prints.

Braddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd Jack would like to go for a walk now, It is a little warm for him to exercise so please make sure he does not wear himself out

When Jack pulled off not having to walk but having his new dad push him around , He could not help but LOL... He was trying to think of ways he could bark up orders for BUB too...

And now Ladies and Gentleman, Brads last task of the day before he gets put back on the pole where he will stay.. was to draw me up a bath...

Thanks to Laurie and Mr Laurie, Jane and Karen, Now when I wake up in the morning and when I go to bed at night.. I will have this to look at..... (when I took a nap today and woke up, lets just say I momentarily forgot about Brad

 

Yes I think I will be very happy being Mrs Brad aka Mrs BUB

To My Mother who is a stalker on this page.. I am sorry mom the fever made me do it.....LOL...

[Ginny Nightingale]

Wow--that was a LOT of fun--but I couldn't help thinking that any neighbors watching this would think you had totally lost it!! That Brad sure is a sexy guy--but seems to be, uh, missing something.....Oh well--that missing item is overrated anyway...Have fun with your guys!

[Sharon & Monty]

OMD!  This is hysterical!  Barely able to stifle myself (at work)!  It's obvious you and Brad are meant to be!   Have fun you guys.

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

This is the best thing that has happened to me all week - laughing is good for work.

I LOVE THIS!

Oh and I am glad that you hid is stuff, junk, lack there of, no need for humiliation, oh wait I am sure he lost his "man card" when he vacuumed anyway!

[Angela, Wheeler & Wicket]

Bahahaha!!!! I love the animal print undies!!!  I may have the perfect pet for Brad!!!  My husby walked into our office the other day, to find this lamb sitting on of course my desk, NONE of our employees knows how it got there ( I know, fishy right?) Anyway, we are looking for a home for it, it's eating everything in it's path!!!  We haven't named it yet, cause once you name an animal you can't get rid of it!!  So if Brad is looking for something to take care of, let me know!

My husby decided to dress it up a little to!!!

 

PS--I hope I uploaded these correct, it's my first time putting photos in a conversation, so please let me know!! Thanks

[Jennifer and Jack]

BUL Blow up lamb is just so cute......I think you need to name him.. He is just so cute...

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I love the whistle.....LOL!!! This is the first blow up lamb I have ever seen :) Yes, Brad needs a friend. You could name her Inflatable Ewe :)

[Phoebe's Mom]

This was hysterical.  I was laughing out loud reading your blog and the pictures were an awesome addition.  That said, I do wonder what your neighbors thought of you new 'friend' taking out the garbage and grilling up that steak.  Brad is one lucky blow up doll guy!

[Jennifer and Jack]

Thankfully where I live my neighbors are dear friends... Dear friends that work during the day when all the pictures were taken!!!!  

I believe no one saw me but I would not even be slightly concerned if they did.  I fear if one of my neighbors would have seen him she would have come up with pictures that I would not have been able to post on here that is for sure!!!

[Lauria Orr]

Jennifer...very cure photo story!  Love it!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I was just checking in to see if Brad is still working hard :)

[Christine & Camus]

Photo prose, and a wonderful bedtime story -- I'm thinking there may be hope for me yet.  Does Brad have a brother (one you can threatened with unplugging)?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Christine, Brad had LOTS of brothers and they all lived at Spencers Gift Store...LOL!!