We haven't had today's laugh in a day or so.

I thought I'd better hurry before Laurie writes one of her blogs. This plagiarism is so much easier if not as funny.

IMPORTANT - HEALTH MESSAGE FOR 2012

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the tortoise life for me!
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the mailman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
I'm retired. Go around me!

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on March 3, 2012 at 3:48pm

ROTFL!!!! I am hanging this on my refrigerator :)

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Permalink Reply by Jennifer and Jack on March 3, 2012 at 3:56pm

So funny!!!! So true!!!

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Permalink Reply by Sharon & Monty on March 3, 2012 at 4:04pm

Very true. if there is a pic it doesnt show up on my page. I'm convinced its genetics.

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Permalink Reply by F, Calla & Luca on March 3, 2012 at 4:07pm

Oh, just a picture of Maxine in bed with a nightcap and eye shades on. This plagiarism from my emails doesn't always copy perfectly but it's like 'i have my own staff of writers.