Time to Limber Up Those Brains, It's Limerick Time!!!!

[Donna K & Quincy]

It's Limerick Time.

For those who just can't wait to rhyme
Thank goodness it's Limerick time
You may be a poet
And not even know it
So let's see those poems sublime

Last year I had a little idea that quickly grew into the War of the Limericks. It seems that Lauricki some folks have been waiting a whole year to do it again.

 
A Limerick is a kind of a witty, humorous, or nonsense poem especially one in five-line form with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. We'll skip the obscene and just go for the humour. The Limericks may be on any topic you choose.

 
There once was a bunch on DK
Who sat at their computer all day
Their house was a mess
And they seldom got dressed
When there was a fun game to play

 

Let the games begin!!

 

My St. Patrick's Day wish for you.

 

 

 

 

[Carol and Banjo]

Let's not get carried away

His mom's been pacing all day

For she's not a poet

And she thinks you all know it

For her a limerick takes a whole day!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Banjo's mom is pacing in fear

Knowing her demise is surely near

For she blasted Lauricki

Which was really icky

and now she must run like a deer

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

You go, Ricki!!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I agree it is after Carol we must go

Because what she said really blows

Yes, we are mad

She made me feel bad

and now she must reap, what she sows

[Camilla and Darwin]

Beware to those who cross Laurie

They will soon be very sorry

She will turn on her friends

They will meet bitter ends

Yes, think before you cross Laurie.

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

DK members on attack

Think Laurie's got a target on her back

Because she is nice

It brings out their vice

of never giving her any slack.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Love it :)

[Camilla and Darwin]

I am starting to get very scared

For DKers teeth to be bared

Things really get tense

let the madness commence

Heated words may be shared.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Camilla, You are wise to stay out of this tense fray

Not everyone must speak their mind and have a say

Stay nice and sweet

Which is no small feat

Meanwhile, Lauricki will protect you another day

[F, Calla & Luca]

There once was a thing called Lauricki

It had two lumps or some doohickey

It ganged up on folks

Could not tolerate jokes

And threatened others with fates simply icky

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

F Parker, I thought you were my sister

But on my wound you are putting a blister

It is I who was ganged up upon

I am very delicate and the others have brawn

Ricki and I are jeniuses, wow, what a tongue twister

[F, Calla & Luca]

So sorry Laurie my dear

But I am still here

As a sister to you

Do not be blue

It's bullies I can not bear