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Recently, I have noticed one member keeps changing her profile name and picture, and I am starting to get concerned.  I hate to butt into someone’s business, but we might need to get to the bottom of this issue.  When I first made friends with this person, they went by the name of Ricki and Tara.  For years that was their name on DoodleKisses and then one day, I signed on only to see Tara and her Mommy, Ricki.  WTD!  Now, I have noticed it is Ricki and TaraBear and I am starting to have concerns that they are in some kind of really bad Witness Protection program.  Tara is even in disguise in her profile picture.

The only reason I think it might be a bad program is usually when you go into hiding; you change your new name to something completely unlike your old name.  Personally, if it was me, I would choose some kind of sexy name and I just took a What is your Stripper name? test online and my new name if I went undercover (no pun intended) would be Sapphire Glitzridge. Using the same criteria Fudge and Vern would now be Diamond and Sugar, so our new moniker would be Sapphire, Diamond and Sugar and no one is going to put two and two together and trace us back to Laurie, Fudge, and Vern.  Please Ricki, I would be more than happy to send you the link, just so you have a fighting chance.

 

The other point I would like to make is Tara has learned to play dead. 

Why?  Is Ricki hoping that if they have to make a run for it, she can instruct Tara to play dead and come back for her when the smoke clears? There also seems to be more and more pictures of Tara in costumes. What is she running from, I ask you?

I also asked her for a recent picture to post with this discussion and she gave me some cockamamie story about grooming her and said her face is unrecognizable.  Again, why would anyone take that adorable little bit of a Doodle

and purposely make her look like this. They must be on the lam!

Because of all my concerns, I have come up with a solution for our two friends.  For the low, low price of $541.17 and this price has nothing to do with the recent dismissal of my lawsuit against F Parker, we are offering you protection by Vern/Sugar. 

Oops, wrong picture....hold on....here is a better one:

Now, before everyone starts saying Vern is afraid of lawn chairs, posters of cats and birds, and ceiling fans, none of those things will be a threat to TaraBear.  If you still feel you might need a reference for Vern, I can supply the name of our Terminix man, who came into our house last week.  Vern barked at him from the top of the steps when he was in the basement.  He would have come closer, but he was watching the exits like a good watchdog.  When our Terminix man came upstairs, Vern sat right by me on the couch with his paws around me and growled.  If that isn’t A-1 protection, I don’t know what else you want.

Think about it, Ricki.  Let Tara have her picture taken without the shades and come out of hiding.

We can help!!!

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Now, you are talking, Nancy :)

I just got home and read this discussion........LOL!  Lauri, you have done it again!  I am a bit disappointed in the new names for my doodle and me...we are Lola Heaventush and Lola.  

 Not that I am complaining about having a heavenly tush...(I wish)......it is just weird that we have the same name.  So, I am changing her name to Candy.   We will be Lola Heaventush and Candy.  Now I must get back to doing my squats.....gotta live up to my new name! 

Lola Heaventush!  Love it.

Gail, Somewhere this discussion took a bad turn :) LOL I love your new name!!

OMD!  I leave town (and my computer) and THIS is what happens.  Did DK go to the dogs?  NO - it went to the strippers - LOL.  You guys are crazy!!!!! 

I was walking my dogs when the whole thing started :)

........she said innocently...............................

LOL

Jane, you should have seen the main page when we all had stripper names!

Dear me - I can only imagine - lol.  Sorry that I missed it.  If I were a stripper (and trust me NOBODY would want to see that) my stripper name would be - Ima Handful  - get it?  LMAO

I think we should all take up a collection and pay for this protection. Two good things will come of it,  Laurie can finally pay that bill she's been trying extort and she can also accompany Sugar to OR and visit a certain someone she knows out there while Sugar kicks the butt of whomever is threatening adorable Tarabea. 

Where is the Chip-in?

I love this idea :) LOL

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