Snap-Caption-Post

[F, Calla & Luca]

I was peacefully picking up poop in the yard when a pair of people showed up. The postman and the UPS man together. I was predicting the mosquito dunks would appear but I was praying that the pesty pretty shirt would be lost in the mail along sometime soon.

Little did I know it was accompanied by ample accoutrements. There was the shirt, a package of markers and a photo book, as well as a book for comments. The dogs somehow found the package interesting. Whiffs of Banjo?

At any rate I was planning to do some reports I have procrastinated on. Which was worse more important? Posting this or the reports. Here is my answer. Sadly, my alter egos, the makeup artist and hairdresser were absent today. Also calling in absent were the professional photographer and lighting assistant. But I did want to get rid of  promptly finish this post. After all, I have lots of nonsense many important things to do like June's Photography Group Assignment to post.

Fortunately my cameras have self timers. The last time I used one was when I had a rash and I wanted to show it to a dermatologist I know, who is not my doctor. Disrobing in front of him was not an option. I have also mastered, well sort of, the simplest editing programs. They are far quicker and less costly, painful and dangerous than plastic surgery. I highly recommend them. So here goes:

As you can see Calla thought the shirt smelled good or maybe it was just me.

Luca wanted you to know he felt it was important so he said, " I do give a s#@$."

I figured you guys would come up with too many coarse captions for the above picture so I nixed it for captions since I am a refined person as you can tell : )

The shirt and it's many mementos.

Here is your next chance to have this mortifying experience. The new photo to be captioned, well it is an old one, but anyway:

May the bravest person win!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Just playing for fun--not brave enough...

Calla: " I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."

Luca: "Oh, not the show tunes again! Do we have to go through this every time you get a hair cut?"

 

[Bonnie and Kona]

HILARIOUS!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Excellent!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Good one, Ricki!!

[Carol and Banjo]

Hahaha.....I scrolled back to look at the photo...and cracked up....this is so funny!

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Love this Ricki! Now that's going to be in my head forever!

[Pat and Traveler]

Nicely done, F!  Who knew somebody could wear The Shirt and still look serene and thoughtful?  I LOVE the picture for the captions, but don't have a good one--yet.  Anyhow, Laurie is hogging all the space.  LOL 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Pat, I do not have the authority to give you a HOKUM....but I am thinking it :) LOL

[F, Calla & Luca]

Thank you Pat. We know about people who hog have lots of ideas : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL....Pat does have a lot of ideas :)

[Bonnie and Kona]

DD (a member here who only uses her mobile phone to access DK and therefore never posts) said: Looks like they are skanking. 

Me: What's that?

DD: Dancing to Reggae Music

She said the caption should say:

Doodles Dancing to Bob Marley.

Me: If only they were wearing the wigs and knitted caps from Laurie's other post. 

[F, Calla & Luca]

Tell your DD I like it.