Let's Play Another Round of Snap, Caption, and Post! The Famous Shirt Has Arrived in PA!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

The other day I was pulling weeds when a package arrived with the famous "I Love Intercourse, Pennsylvania," T-shirt inside. When I started the Caption contest, I did so in order to get rid have fun with a leftover shirt from my daughter's wedding.  I thought I would never see that shirt again, but unfortunately, I can't stop myself from playing in any contest and when F picked my caption as the winner, it taught me a valuable lesson.  I can be my own worst enemy.  Now, before anyone cries foul/fowl (LOL), picking those weeds resulted in most of my body being covered in Poison Ivy, including my eyelid and face.  For that reason, I decided to model my own personal T-shirt (looking out for the next winner) and wear sunglasses. I would also like to let everyone know that I am usually gorgeous and weigh 50 pounds less, but like I said I have Poison Ivy. Without the sunglasses, I look like this and I wanted to spare you all the horror:

You can only imagine my personal photographer's delight when she found out she had to help me with this photo-op and what a day we had with that shirt.

In the first picture, the photographer wanted my best sexy look and I truly think I delivered:

In this next picture, she got a little testy, because she said I looked like I had a tail, since a certain Doodle kept hovering around:

I found out that photographers do not like their authority questioned and when I got mad and said most of her stupid pictures made me look like I had a goiter, she said that wasn't her fault and she had to make do with the subject and chins on hand.  So, I had an idea and enlisted her help to take the focus off my chin and onto another part of my body, but first, I had to put on my special "Victoria Secrets Sock Bra" under my shirt.

and who is gonna notice that chin now?

here is an even better angle:

Looks like he is reading my shirt:

So, we finished up with our pictures and decided to go get something to eat and of course, I wanted to wear my special shirt, so off we went to Famous Hot Wiener where I walked in and ordered my usual..."Please give me your biggest Hot Wiener to go!"

On the way back home, we stopped and dropped off my husband at his favorite place and rumor has it, that Charlie Sheen has been here before, too.

All in all, we enjoyed every minute of our day with the "I Love Intercourse, Pennsylvania," shirt and we even decided to re-name our pontoon boat in honor of the occasion.  Here is my niece, due to deliver her baby very soon, with our new sign for our boat.

So, now for the drum roll please...HERE IS THE NEW PICTURE TO BE CAPTIONED FOR THE SNAP, CAPTION, AND POST CONTEST.  WRITE YOUR FAVORITE CAPTION HERE FOR THIS PICTURE AND IF YOU WIN, THE SHIRT COULD BE ON THE WAY TO YOU VERY SOON!! GOOD LUCK!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Jennifer, I love this one, too. This is going to be hard to pick and it just started.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Ha!

[Camilla and Darwin]

LOL, sad... 

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

Awww. The poor Frenchies!!!

[Bonnie and Kona]

OMD hilarious!

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Spud The Pirate : Vern, Lean into the Port Wind...Arrrg

Vern: What's a Port Wind? Is that the back of my Mom's A**?

(F.J.)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

OK, you certainly understand my sense of humor, because I just cracked up :) BTW, mom doesn't have any port wind...LOL!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Wait just a darn minute, FRAUD. This is not the shirt I sent. Where are the coveted signatures? Call the game police!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

F, Read my discussion....I explained it all in there. I am covered in Poison Ivy and I think, you of all people, will enjoy my comment a few pages back to Karen. Besides, I am the game police and I am not accepting your call :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Now I think that's a conflict of interest, aside form being perjury. JD do you do prosecutorial work?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

JD is busy with my case against you for the $500.00 :)

[Bonnie and Kona]

Are you reducing your claim? I was sure it was over $500 in the original suit.