It's a Miracle!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I just thought I would share with all of you the big news that somehow Fudge is pregnant. 

Didn't I tell you...enough with the balls??

Yes, we had her spayed when she was six months old, but somehow, a miracle has been granted to us and we are going to be grandparents.  Now, I know some of you will be crying hokum, but I am sure it has to do with the daily dosage of apple cider vinegar we have been rubbing on her hair to prevent matting.

An Apple Cider Vinegar rub a day, keeps the mats away!

It must have also made it possible for her to start producing eggs again. 

It is the only theory I can come up with to account for this miracle.  We are pretty sure Vern is not the father because Fudge is his sister and that would be gross and Vern is never gross, which leaves a couple of other dogs in our neighborhood. 

Hey, I swear it's not me. I only roll in the straw, not in the hay!

We have two dachshunds around the corner and wouldn’t it be great to have a WienerDoodle and if they turned out to be minis, we could call them CocktailweenieDoodles.  What if they turned out incredibly long like a Vienna sausage?  How about an AustrianDoodle, not to be confused with an ALD?

Is this the father??

 

The problem is we can’t rule out a German Shepherd and Beagle that I have seen roaming the neighborhood.  Dear lord….I could have a litter of GermanDoodles or Doodles that bay at every little sound, prompting me to call them KnockitoffDoodles. 

What if Stewpid the rabbit came back and didn’t realize Fudge wasn’t a bunny and took advantage of my poor girl and I end up with a litter of DumbDoodles?  I would rue the day I rubbed that ACV all over my beautiful dog and did not heed all the warnings as I was cleaning up after a bunch of big eared, curly haired, where’s my carrot, bunch of puppies.  Please don’t let Stewpid be the father.  I see a lifetime of heartache for Fudge trying to track him down for puppy support as he is off gallivanting with every Flopsy, Mopsy, and Bunny that comes along.

Where's Stewpid?  He told us he loved us!!

Plus, if they get their poop habits from their father and wind up with Giardia, there isn’t enough time in the day or paper plates on the shelves for me to follow behind them catching pellets right and left for those pellet popping puppies. 

 

I guess we will just have to wait and see about coat types, shedding, colors, ear length, and doodle size, until those little miracles are born.  Until then, I am throwing away the ACV so this doesn’t happen again and wishing all of you a Happy April’s Fools Day!!

[Lori, Quincy & Frankie]

CocktailweenieDoodles!  LOL!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thanks, Lori!

[Joanna, Zoe & Bender]

Ahhh Laurie you got me. I know Fudge wasn't pregnant was I was wondering what your punch line would be. Then I saw it was April Fools Day! Lol thanks for the laughs!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Joanna, You made my day. So far, I got two gullible people :)

[Joanna, Zoe & Bender]

Glad to know I wasn't the only one haha

[Lindsay n Archie]

HAHAHAHAHAH This was clever!!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thanks, Lindsay!

[Deanna & Desi & Cori]

You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool me!!!  As a middle school teacher, I've had MANY April Fools jokes pointed my way - so I'm pretty immune to them.  Come to think of it, a lot of my students were little April Fools jokes. JK!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Deanna, I just know you fell for it :) LOL

[Pat and Traveler]

Ha!  Funny, Laurie!  Love the cocktailweenie doodles, and that photo of Fudge is a delight!  Stay away from Stewpid...lol

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thanks, Pat. I just bought Stewpid a one way ticket to Oregon :)

[Kyoko]

You got me!! Happy April Fool's day!! LOL!!