Toadgate!!! For Pat and Traveler!

Just tonight, I was minding my own business posting photos in the Photography Group and it happened again. Not too long ago I posted a photo of what I thought was an owl, only to have Sheila (and Finnley) send me a message that I had misidentified my bird and it was, in fact, an Osprey. Just because I am not a Raptureologist, like Sheila, does not give her the right to make me look stupid and I may or may not have shown her another bird to identify. Well, I thought this whole matter was behind me and after the thoughtful discussion I wrote about people and their feelings, I had hoped this would not happen again. I was wrong.

http://www.doodlekisses.com/forum/topics/i-am-mad-as-h-e-double-hoc...

Like I said, I posted a picture of a frog we have living in our fish pond and identified him as a frog and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, Pat (and Traveler) spoke up and said my frog was a toad.

Now listen, Pat, I have kissed many a frog in my life and I know a frog when I see one.

Far be it from me to cause trouble on DoodleKisses, but I cannot stand by and have my name besmirched again and have people starting to think they can just chime in and say I don’t know my amphibians and birds. I even know what ambidextrous means because I used to play volleyball and every time I hit the ball with my left hand (I am right handed) and my setter would tell me I did a good job, I would always say, “thanks, I am amphibious,” just to get a reaction. However, this is neither here nor there, because I have facts to back up my claim that my toad is indeed a frog.

First of all, I came across the difference between toads and frogs and found that frogs have tiny teeth on both upper and lower jaws, while toads lack any teeth.

I have a strong, almost pathological, desire to be right, but when I asked the frog to say, “aah,” so I could look in his mouth and put this matter to rest, all he said was, “ribbit,” and he kept his lips together. So, I kept digging for answers. I found out that toads are plumper than frogs, so I dug out my Weight Watcher’s scale and told him to hop on and all he said was, “croak, lady.”

What to do, what to do? Next, I found out that toads live mostly on land, but frogs go back and forth between land and water and I can vouch for the fact that my frog is always leaping into the water when I pull out my camera and yell for him to say cheese. I figured this wouldn’t be enough for you, so I kept searching and finally, I got the proof I needed. Frogs have webbed feet and a toad’s foot has separated toes. BINGO!! Please see Exribbit A and the white circle next to the webbed feet.

I rest my case. Toadgate is officially closed and Pat’s toad is now my frog again. Pat, a nice gift certificate to Amazon.com would go a long way in easing the pain you have caused me.

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Permalink Reply by Cheryl and Finnegan on April 25, 2013 at 7:08am

I can see that Sheila and Pat were just lying in wait for you! LOL Good for you that you proved their skills in frogology slim to none! And a blog to boot! My scientific skills are no match for F's but here's my cheat sheet from Frogs for Dummies...

Green = frog

Dirt brown = toad

Found in water =frog

Found in dirt = toad

I never get close enough to check their feet :)) Now I have to get back to work :)

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Permalink Reply by Sheila & Finnley on April 25, 2013 at 11:04am

Simple, yet it works ! LOL

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on April 25, 2013 at 1:36pm

Thanks, Cheryl, for my cheat sheet. I hope Pat sees it :)

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Permalink Reply by Pat and Traveler on April 25, 2013 at 2:12pm

Humming loudly and covering eyes.......see what? :)

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Permalink Reply by Lynne and Riley on April 25, 2013 at 7:19am

LOL! this has been the best entertainment I have had in awhile. Thank You I really needed this today.

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on April 25, 2013 at 1:36pm

Thanks, Lynne. I am always happy to help :)

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Permalink Reply by BG and Gavin on April 25, 2013 at 7:51am

You could have save yourself all the cumbersome research. Simple test: if you kiss him and he turns into a handsome prince you have yourself a frog, if you touch him and you get warts, he is a toad. Voila!