The Untimely death of Mr. Bear, Mr Tiger and Mr Manatee

[Rosemary (Ro) and Enzo]

Saw this on FB and thought it was too cute/funny, not to share. We all have a graveyard of passed toys.






It is with great sadness that I report the senseless killing of Mr. Bear, Mr. Tiger and Mr. Manatee, all of whom resided in my office. The perpetrator of this heinous crime goes by the gansta name of "Willard". Willard was brazen enough to photobomb the crime scene photos and proudly announced that he did it. He was remorseless and without shame.

Willard broke into my office over lunch and unleashed a killing fury not seen since the killing fields of my living room and the sofa in April.

Mr. Bear, Mr. Tiger and Mr. Manatee are survived by Mr. Gator who was the lone survivor of this attack. Mr. Gator was grievously wounded in the unprovoked attack and his innards were found spilled across the office floor.

The office is obviously shocked and we appreciate your kind thoughts and wishes. The district attorney has contacted us and he announced that there is a one letter difference between the word "pet" and "pelt". He may seek the crate penalty.

Remember: Always keep your stuffed friends out of harm's way, lest they become ghosties devoid of fluffy stuffing and just a shadow of what they once were.

PS Willard is a very loved and very owned dog. He belongs to a lawyer in my office but Willard knows who has the goods and it's not his Dad. I will be sure to tell his Dad that you all offered en masse to adopt his dog/criminal.

[F, Calla & Luca]

He looks so innocent : (

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

The horror! LOL

[J and Riley (and Luna)]

Haha!  Luna is a (stuffed toy) mass murderer too :(  she has been known to destroy one in less than 5 minutes when determined.

[Bonnie and Kona]

Send him my way! That face is irresistible! 

[Diana Erhart]

My Charlie has been known to kill a toy in under 2 minutes. Now all of his stuffed toys come from the clearance section.

[Nancy and Georgia Brown]

Aw Willard. I think you need a good lawyer to get you off. Maybe your dad could help you out.

My last dog had dissecting a tennis ball down to a science and no toy ever lasted for more than 10 minutes so I stopped buying them. With Georgia I stopped buying them because the massive collection of toys she got as a puppy are all still in mint condition. Go figure.

[Emily, Bentley, & Maserati]

LOL Look at his face!! 

[Mari Bezanson]

Too funny.  We all have stuffy graveyards like that from time to time.  But I also still have those toys, but stuffless!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

LOL....oh yes this looks familiar.

[Sally S Miles]

This is a familiar scene, the look is often "what did you think I was going to do with them?"   Miss Mighty Molars is aces at destroying soft toys, but capable of carrying the same nasty little lamb around for hours.

[Stephanie and Ragley]

I saw this too haha it is from a rescue based in Nashville, Big Fluffy Dog rescue. I "like" their page and always keep an eye out for any potential poodle mixes and/or pyrs and pyr mixes that we may be able to help. She writes some pretty hilarious posts, but is sometimes a little harsh for my taste. I imagine it would be hard not to be, though, with some of the situations she has seen dogs in. :(

[Rosemary (Ro) and Enzo]

Yup....not sure posted it first. Hey...find me on FB and friend me! Rosemary McRobbie