Calling all Doodle Detectives!!!

[Adina P]

Calling all doodle detectives ... we need some sleuths to help solve...

Just The Facts:
This morning at about 8am two small, semi-dry turds were found on an unoccupied dog bed in our room. No dog was on that particular bed at the time. Clark and Natalie were both fast asleep. All dogs were accounted for. This is not the first time this has occurred. In fact, this is probably the 6th+ time. Yesterday it happened twice. Specimens are no larger than the tip of my thumb and seem dryer than a fresh specimen.

The Usual Suspects:

Robert "Rosco" Redfur:

Large goofy labradoodle. Was spotted throughout the night on my side of the bed -- far from the scene of the crime. Not his typical turd. Larger than his usual tightly clinging dingleberries. Tends to take his far away poop spots in the yard seriously.

Thule AKA "Thulemonster"

Dainty labradoodle. Mischievous and smart. Usually 'holds it' till she can't hold it no more. Quite vocal when she needs to go outside. Has been known to poop "like a horse" while walking if she's in a heel.

Cass AKA "Cassiopeia"

Senior border collie. Arthritis and weakness in back legs. Prefers to stay lying down unless there is food or squirrels or Daddy involved. Record bowel/bladder holder. Tied with Thule for "closest to the scene of the crime." Has always been very serious about keeping her poops "far from civilization".

So Doodle Detectives...how do we solve this case?

(P.S. Anyone see a similar episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?" It was FRANK!)

[Adina P]

oh MY! This is proving to be more complex than I had anticipated...so glad I put DK members on the case.
The next specimen will be overnighted to you via Fed Ex as soon as it is zip locked!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Thanks for the thought but federal law prohibits shipping of biological materials by unlicensed individuals, which is why I suggested a local lab. However, since this is an open case I have continued to work on it. Unless the suspect is caught red handed i.e. brown bottomed, my theory may be insufficient for an indictment. It is my opinion that the most likely dog is Rosco AKA Robert Redfur (love this alias) because his bodacious red curls would be most likely prone to dingleberries.

[Adina P]

awwww...c'mon we don't have to tell the feds we're transporting POOP! I'll put some tootsie rolls in the box too...they'll never know. We can blame it on the Tootsie Roll company for poor quality control... ;-)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Ugh--I just ate some--tootsie rolls that is.

[Marianne *OZZY & ZOEY]

None look guilty to me !!!!!! You are so funny...

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

Did you dust for finger or PAW prints in this case? Has the crime scene been secured ? This is an on-going investigation. The Mystery continues.

[Lynda Kamrath]

Well, by guess would be they are trying to figure out why you are not interested in their poop anymore. You used to follow them around and pick up all their poop in little bags to save it. You seemed to love their little presents to you, but now you just save the baby poops in diapers. Oh Adina, they still love you too. Here's a little present for you. I know it doesn't smell as good as that baby poop, but it is the best I can do right now. Love, ???

[Rose]

OMG this is hilarious!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

OMG....we are all too funny! It's so awesome that we can continue to crack each other up!

[Joyce & Wilson]

REINDEER!!!!!!

[Debbie Penny]

Was Clark accounted for : ) Maybe he's like superman, but turns into a pooch at night....

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

ROFL! This just gets funnier & funnier!