Calling all Doodle Detectives!!!

[Adina P]

Calling all doodle detectives ... we need some sleuths to help solve...

Just The Facts:
This morning at about 8am two small, semi-dry turds were found on an unoccupied dog bed in our room. No dog was on that particular bed at the time. Clark and Natalie were both fast asleep. All dogs were accounted for. This is not the first time this has occurred. In fact, this is probably the 6th+ time. Yesterday it happened twice. Specimens are no larger than the tip of my thumb and seem dryer than a fresh specimen.

The Usual Suspects:

Robert "Rosco" Redfur:

Large goofy labradoodle. Was spotted throughout the night on my side of the bed -- far from the scene of the crime. Not his typical turd. Larger than his usual tightly clinging dingleberries. Tends to take his far away poop spots in the yard seriously.

Thule AKA "Thulemonster"

Dainty labradoodle. Mischievous and smart. Usually 'holds it' till she can't hold it no more. Quite vocal when she needs to go outside. Has been known to poop "like a horse" while walking if she's in a heel.

Cass AKA "Cassiopeia"

Senior border collie. Arthritis and weakness in back legs. Prefers to stay lying down unless there is food or squirrels or Daddy involved. Record bowel/bladder holder. Tied with Thule for "closest to the scene of the crime." Has always been very serious about keeping her poops "far from civilization".

So Doodle Detectives...how do we solve this case?

(P.S. Anyone see a similar episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?" It was FRANK!)

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

This could have been a "copycat" crime devised by all three suspects to throw you off the track.

[Adina P]

ooooooooh! devious!!!

[Leslie and Halas]

Yes! Maybe they're all working together. They've formed some sort of Turd Herd to join forces!

[Karen & Lucy]

I'm tell'n ya, it's CASS, she can not shake it off due to the said arthritic and weak hind legs.

[Tante & Jordan & now Annie!]

I agree, I think it was Cass poor Ol'Girl. BTW I also love the mug shots!

[Debbie and Thomas]

Is it possible that there is a large mouse in the house?

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

ROFL...A reallly large mouse. A Guinness Book of World Records Mouse. A mouse so huge that three big dogs sat in stunned submission and watched him poop in their bedroom! I'm cracking up here!

[Adina P]

I want to MEET this mouse and congratulate him (yes only a he-mouse would do this!). That is quite the feat!

[Nina, Phil, Harlow & Lacey]

K, I think it was Colonel Mustard, with a Candle Stick in the Conservatory. Oops, my mistake, I thought we were playing Clue. Hmm, may still have been Colonel Musturd =0)

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Clever, very clever!

[F, Calla & Luca]

I second that!

[Ann Kendig]

Hahahahahahahahah..This is great, I love it. I gotta show this to DH! He'll get a kick out of this, It's right up his alley!