Doodle Dictionary

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

I found this and thought it was pretty cute (and VERY accurate).  Let's see if we can add to the list.....

 

Doggy Dictionary
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead
your person where you want him/her to go.

DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the
guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.

DROOL: A liquid which, when combined with sad eyes, forces humans to
give you their food. To do this properly you must sit as close as
you can and get the drool on the human.

SNIFF: A social custom used to greet other dogs, similar to the human
exchange of business cards.

GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to
test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push
the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with
margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts
of bread.

BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control
body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush
and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards. The
person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants
them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly
at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans
remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to
warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling
your eyes wildly, and following at their heels.

WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old
candy wrappers. It is important to evenly distribute its contents
throughout the house before your person comes home.

BATH : If you find something especially good to roll in, humans get
jealous, and they use this degrading form of torture to get even.
Be sure to shake only when next to a person or a piece of furniture.

LEAN: Every good dog's response to the command "sit!," especially
if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective
before black-tie events.

BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are
drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.

GOOSE BUMP: A maneuver to use as a last resort when the regular
bump doesn't get the attention you require ... especially effective
when combined with the sniff. See above.

CHILDREN: Short humans of optimal petting height. Standing close to
one assures some good petting. When running, they are good to chase.
If they fall down, they are comfortable to sit on.

LOVE: A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without
restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail.
If you're lucky, a human will love you in return.

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Very cute.

[Jennifer and Jack]

That is the truth!!!

 

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Tissue: The best way to make your humans chase you. First you look around to make sure nobody will see you grab it off the back of the toilet, then you hide under the table until Myla wants a piece of action and starts barking to "nark" on you. Then you clamp your mouth shut as hard as you can and keep turning your head so they have to lay on their belly and try to get it from you, when they finally get a piece out of your mouth Mylas stands by to grab it! Best toy ever!!

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

COPROPHAGY: The art of discreetly selecting tasty delicacies and eating and swallowing them whole before your human can see you. It is an aquired taste and can easily become habit forming. These delicacies are not to be confused with those tasty treats humans provide us as these come from various canine sources only.

[Michael Gurley]

EWWWWWWWW hahahahahaha

[Nina, Phil, Harlow & Lacey]

Harlow suffers from coprophagy. :)

[Suzann, Rosey & Bandit]

POODLE: Not what I am but only part of where I come. 

 

SQUEAKER: The coolest noise on earth and the best thing to pull out of a stuffie.

 

MOMMY: The coolest, bestest person in the WHOLE WORLD!!!

[Michael Gurley]

GLASS: An invisible substance which forms between the porch and the kitchen, and between the pool area and the living room. Make sure to check that glass has not formed when you want to run full speed ahead between the two rooms.

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Good one!!

[Susan and Sasha]

FLIP-FLOP....A very tasty rubber type shoe....that many Doodles Love to Destroy!   They can also be used quite well in a fast paced game of  "Catch Me If You Can"....where your Doodle will run like lightning with  the Flip-Flop in his/her mouth....while being frantically chased by the person who owns the Flip-Flop and doesn't want it destroyed!   Only the Doodle likes this game!

[Kaytlin and Cooper]

SOCK: a wonderful chew toy that smells EXACTLY like you pet human.

[Maryann,Roo and Tigger]

Love this

VET - Place and people who smell excellent and want to look at your teeth and paws and feel your tummy. 

BRUSH - Thing that Mom uses to pull your fur for unknown reasons

PILLOW - Softest part of a bed, smells like your humans

RUG - soft surface to clean face or bum on