The Poop Group

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Comment by Oso on March 5, 2010 at 6:18pm

In a related story from across the globe.......
http://funfever.blogspot.com/2007/11/taiwans-modern-toilet-restaura...

Comment by F, Calla & Luca on March 5, 2010 at 6:08pm

Egad, I really am losing it. Thanks!

Comment by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on March 5, 2010 at 5:44pm

GMTA!
Great minds can also transpose letters, lol

Comment by F, Calla & Luca on March 5, 2010 at 5:02pm

Or GTMA! My acronym for great minds think alike , which I believe should be added to the acronym list, since recently Joanne sent it back to me and I forgot what it meant. Well, no one said great minds can't forget!

Comment by F, Calla & Luca on March 5, 2010 at 4:58pm

I agree with you 200%.

Comment by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on March 5, 2010 at 4:51pm

Adina, that has got to be the most disgusting group icon in the world!

Comment by Nina, Phil, Harlow & Lacey on March 5, 2010 at 12:23pm

My garbage men can't wait 'til we get a Doo Drain. They will be even more appreciative this summer. =0)

Comment by Dr. Judith P. LaVorgna on March 5, 2010 at 10:58am

Hello Ms. Yorke, this is Columbia Record Company calling. Your name was suggested to us as an outstanding writer of song and music parodies regarding Goldendoodles and Doo Drains. We have an immediate opening in the DooDropDrain Department...not DooWop just for clarification...and would like you to call 1-800 We Luv Doo as soon as possible for an interview. Good talent is so hard to find. By the way, your name was referred to us by Mr. I. Need ADRAIN on the Doodle Kisses forum.
Sincerely, Columbia Records Co., Bora Bora

Comment by Deirdre on March 5, 2010 at 10:48am

Can't wait I'm so tired of bags off poop in my trash can. Got the doggie dooley hit hard pan 3 feet down, and the water wouldn't drain. It's still in the box somewhere in the garage what a waste.

Comment by Jacquie Yorke (DRC) on March 5, 2010 at 10:34am

GET OFF OF MY MOUND (to the tune of "Get Off of My Cloud")

Doodle lives in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of the block
He sits at home looking out the window
Watching the very last place he decided to plop
When up walks a dog sniffing his pile who's all set for a poopy attack
and lays five pounds of dog pooh right on top of doodle pups stack

Doodle barks Hey! You! Get off of my mound!
Hey! You! Get off of my mound!
Hey! You! Get off of my mound!
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my mound, baby

The telephone is ringing
Doodle’s mom says Who is it there on the line?"
A voice says, "What’s wrong with you?"
Don’t you hear your dog bark and whine?
He says, "It's three a.m., there's too much noise
Don't that doodle ever wanna go to bed?
Just 'cause some other dog poops, does he have
To drive me out of my head?"
He’s barking Hey! You! Get off of my mound
Hey! You! Get off of my mound
Hey! You! Get off of my mound
plus I’m sick of his poop
All over the ground lady!

Doodle’s sick and tired, fed up with this
And wants to take a walk down the street
It’s so very quiet and peaceful
Perfect time and place for a pooh and a pee
he comes home goes to sleep dreaming about the bitches on his block
In the morning there’s another dog about to take a dump on his spot
He barks Hey! You! Get off of my mound!
Hey! You! Get off of my mound!
Hey! You! Get off of my mound
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my mound baby

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