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Comment by Dr. Judith P. LaVorgna on March 5, 2010 at 10:32am

Oh Wow, these last two are worthy of Top 10! Great CD! Someone's going to be asked to be on Dancing With the Stars...soon!

Comment by Dr. Judith P. LaVorgna on March 5, 2010 at 10:28am

I'm going to be singing Dooy Doo Drain tunes all afternoon...but in the meantime, I have to go pick up after my three who definitely need this system! Definitely!

Comment by Jacquie Yorke (DRC) on March 5, 2010 at 10:28am

Brown Poopy ( To the tune of "Brown Sugar")

Gold coated doodle bound for nearby street,
Looking for the perfect place to poop and pee.
Experienced dog lovers think he’s doin alright.
And would hear him cry to go out just around midnight.
Ah brown poopy why don’t you smell so good?
(a-ha) brown poopy, just like a good dog should
A-huh.

House training frustration, blood runs hot,
As lady of the house wondrin when its gonna stop.
Expensive dog trainer knows he’s doin alright.
And would hear him cry to go out just around midnight.
Ah brown poopy why don’t you smell so good?
(a-ha) brown poopy, just like a good dog should
A-huh.

This doodle’s mama is a drama queen,
Poopy in her clean house makes her cry and scream
Piles on the kitchen floor isn’t what she likes,
You should have heard her screaming just around midnight.

Ah brown poopy why don’t you smell so good?
(a-ha) brown poopy, just like a bad dog would
A-huh.

I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, POOH
Oh just like a, just like a bad dog would.

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, POOH!
Oh just like, just like a bad dog should.

Comment by Jacquie Yorke (DRC) on March 5, 2010 at 10:28am

SMELLY POOP (to the tune of Alley Oop)

(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)

There's a dog on the block we all know
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
Who leaves an aroma no matter where he goes
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)

Leaves his calling card on everybody’s stoop
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
So you better not step in that Smelly Poop
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)

(Smelly Poop) He's the stinkiest dog there is alive
(Smelly Poop) One whiff of that poop can make you sick maybe die
(Smelly Poop) He's the king of the poopin jive
(Look at that poop dog go!!) (SCREAM)

(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
Craps a pile the size of a dinosawruh
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
And he and it stinks up the block before you count to fawruh
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
He got a big ugly butt with cling-ons in his hairuh
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
and he strolls down the street and poops without a careruh
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)

(Smelly Poop) He's the stinkiest mutt there is alive
(Smelly Poop) One whiff of his poop makes you cringe and cry
(Smelly Poop) He's the king of the poopin jive
(Look at that poop dog go!!) (SCREAM)

He poops on your lawn and he poops on the street
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
Poopin' great big monstah piles right at your feet
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
The cats don't bug him cuz they know bettah
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
Cuz he's a mean poopin puppy and a big tree wettah
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)

(Smelly Poop) He's the stinkiest dog there is alive
(Smelly Poop) One whiff of that poop can make you sick maybe die
(Smelly Poop) He's the king of the poopin jive
(Look at that poop dog go!!) (SCREAM)

There he goes
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
Look at that poop dog go!
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
Hide everybody Hide!
(Smelly Poop-poop, poop, poop-poop)
Hi-yo poopasawruh

Comment by Dr. Judith P. LaVorgna on March 5, 2010 at 10:27am

Here's another:
Fly me to the drain
And let me put my poopies there,
That is all I've dreamed of
All I've want that be fair.
Oh follow me...tooooo there.
In other words, hold it true
This bag belongs...to now toooo eweeee!

Comment by Roberta Hancock on March 5, 2010 at 10:16am

We sooooo need the Doggie Do Drain! We made an underground poop composter, but with 2 BIG butts here - it was totally inefficient. My god the volume of poop! I'd swear it was more than the 16 lbs. of kibble they consume in a week!
Please keep us posted when it becomes available to purchase.
I have no poop songs ; 0, but I will be singing when we get one!

Comment by Bev and WILLY on March 5, 2010 at 10:07am

Wow! What a fun group we are, watching dogs pee and poop on video. As if we didn't have enough of it, watching our own doodles doo it. LOL
Idea for song: "Zip a pee doo dog, zip a pee day,"

Comment by Dr. Judith P. LaVorgna on March 5, 2010 at 10:00am

To the tune of Some Where Over the Rainbow:

Somewhere over the sewer drain
Fido pooooops
Where's that beer that I asked for
Now that I don't need scoops!

Comment by Lucy & AnnaBelle's Mom on March 5, 2010 at 9:48am

But what would I do all day long if I didn't have to take puppies out to potty and pooper scoop the yard! I would be too bored!

Comment by Jacquie Yorke (DRC) on March 5, 2010 at 9:48am

OK..Time for some FUN with POOP!.....We need a POOP SONG PARODIES discussion in this group!....I know that Karen, Leslie and I have some KILLERS we would love to share.....lol

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