F, Calla & Luca's Blog – May 2011 Archive (2)

I recently returned from Italy and I'm hoping someday to return to normal in terms of mental functioning and sleeping. It is six hours later there than here. The flights were good and on time! The weather was great except for half of one day. The scenes are quaint and beautiful and impressive...The people are lovely except when they're driving. We had some wonderful meals. Good desserts! Overall it was a good trip but...

Biggest mistake, we had no GPS or city map until we were in the…

Hope nobody is offended by this joke, at least I hope it's just a joke, which I got in tonight's email. The dog's plight would be tragic if true and the preferable word would be peeing I guess.

PHONE REPAIR



A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.



The telephone repairman proceeded to…