Dear God...from the dog

[Melody & Bruin]

Even if you have seen before, still brings a smile to your face to read again!

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Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and frisbee flight paths.  What do humans understand?

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a Good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

[Camilla and Darwin]

So funny!

[Connie & Kramer]

Funny!

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

HAHAHAHAHA!  Love it!

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

cute! The one about dad's underwear made me LOL!

[Lynn D.]

funny!

 

[Elizabeth, Bailey & Bruin]

This is way too cute...made me smile!!!

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

So cute, I don't remember if I saw this before, but if I did, I;m sure I loved it the first time too.

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

I hadn't seen this one. Thanks it was a fun read.

[Rose Ann and Amante]

Love It!!!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Thanks for the laugh!!