FOR ADULT EYES ONLY!!!! ;o)

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Dateline, October 13, 2011, Medford, OR

BREAKING NEWS!!!

WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTOS!!

Winnie the Pooh is DEAD!!  Mr. Pooh, much loved around the world by people of all ages, succumbed to a vicious attack outside of a home where he had been staying as a guest. Tigger, Pooh's long time friend and companion was also injured in the attack but a spokesperson at the Beloved Stuffies Hospital announced that he is expected to "bounce right back". He also stated that Mr. Pooh had suffered severe head deflation as well as multiple doodle bite wounds on his extremities.

Little Bo Peep, the first to arrive at the scene, was able to snap a photo of the suspect and of the late Pooh and had this to say:

"When I arrived Pooh was already gone. But just like the Pooh we all know and love, he still had a smile on his face! His head was completely flat and that hideous hairy monster (the suspect) was happily rolling on the ground with a piece of Pooh in it's mouth!!!" It was baaaaad!!! It was really baaaaad!

 

 

 

 Apparently the suspect has many aliases and Police Dogs are asking for assistance in apprehending Tara aka TaraBear aka Doodlebug aka Chickapee, 16 inches tall, orange hair, brown eyes and nose. The following is a photo of Pooh and Tigger in happier times with the suspect (right) and another unidentified companion.

 

If you have any information as to the whereabouts of TaraBear please call this number immediately: 1-800-GOT-TARA. Further information will be released as soon as it is received.

 

DID MY LITTLE DOODLE GIRL REALLY KILL THE POOH OR HAS SHE BEEN FRAMED??? OMD!!!

 

 

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Jane-I forgot that Rooney had his own computer! I tried to put up disclaimers so this type of thing didn't happen!  What was that boy doing in the "Adults Only" blog? Tara is honored to have her pic in Stuarts crate! Does that mean she is a pin-up girl now too!??? Oh, dear...

Rose Ann-Thanks for the offer. Tara thinks Amante is a little cutie and wouldn't mind hiding out at your place at all!!!

Leslie-I think that somehow Tigger is involved in this crime. I mean look at that FACE!!

Sherri- I think there is some collusion going on between Tigger and Winston...looks like a political hit to me!

JD-Thanks for the Pro Bone-o offer and Tara will accept if she is ever apprehended. Do you suggest she turn herself in? Do you think you can get a confession out of Tigger?

[Deanna & Desi & Cori]

I saw this post last night, but the pictures wouldn't load - SO much funnier with pictures!!!  However, all you "detectives" are missing some very key evidence - there is no blood spatter.  Clearly, this is a body dump and the scene of the crime is elsewhere.  Obviously, Tara is not the perp!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Tara thanks EVERYONE for their support!

Liana-its good you thought you saw her in Australia! It means our plan of diversion is working! We've asked owners of similar looking doodles all over the world to take them out to public places!!

Daisy-Thanks for the offer of the Safe House! Tara may need it later! Right now she has gone into hiding with one of her friends

Dori-Excellent thought! We will talk to JD about using that as part of our defense strategy!!

 

 

 

[Camilla and Darwin]

I know she didn't do it! She would never!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Where are the finger  pawprints? Where is the DNA evidence? I say, Tara was framed! So convinced am I of her innocence, I volunteer to act as her defense attorney, and of course, I will represent her Pro Bone-o.

Jackdoodle, Esq. 

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

muhahahahaha [evil laugh]. Now the path is clear for Winston to take over th Hundred Acre Wood and assume his rightful role as the REAL Winnie the Pooh! That little honey eating bear was an imposter!

[Leslie and Halas]

Clearly, Tigger's size allowed him to defend himself.  He's nearly as large as the accused.  But poor Pooh didn't have a chance.  I love the picture of Tara rolling on her back!  Someone so cute couldn't possibly commit such a heinous crime.

[Rose Ann and Amante]

Just by looking at that face she is INNOCENT!!! Tara if you are out there and see this our home is safe place to hide you!!!

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

Rooney saw this and was horrified!  Stuart now has Tara's picture up in his crate - he admires her stuffie killing skills!  Will we be seeing Tara's picture in the post office?

[Dori & Rua]

Clearly she was framed.  Being newly acquainted to Photoshop Elements 9, and having my first lesson in the Photography group with the clone tool, I know it is possible to take a picture, and clone an item INTO the picture, which I expect is what happened.