GET WELL SOON, PUTA

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

In 1993 I fell in LOVE with my first computer, IBM 8088XT. It was love at first touch.

In 1995 during my divorce I named my new Pack Bell Computer, Puter. He was my man.

My X-husband was so jeolous and this fueled the fire J After all, Puter could do everything for me except clean my house and cook my dinner so who needed this idiot husband?

Men name cars she, " She's runnin' like a beauty". For me, computers were male! Just how I percieved them I suppose.

Every computer since Puter was named Puter. Yes, you could call me a floosey, since I have had many many Puters since the first. Keep in mind though, I'm not that immoral. Puter introduced me to my Forever Husband, DH Roger :) who I will be married to for three years next month!

The current Puter, my favorite ( of course they all have been my favorite at the time ) began over heating several years after its’ arrival. Three fans were replaced but
it just got worse as time went on with warnings of “ CPU Temp Dangerously Out
of Range”. Puter could barely crawl through the pages and my time on DK was very limited. By last week I had to sign off within 3minutes.

WTD????? Puter was having Hot Flashes!

Puter is----------------------- A Female. Oh my. But still, she is my BFF.

Today Puta will be admitted to Computer General for a fileectomy and cardioversion.

GET WELL SOON PUTA~~ I miss DK

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Well my puter is back from the Apple hospital. He's not the same....he's had a labotomy! He's just an empty shell. Very sad.

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Pizza Cart...ha ha. At least it is summer for those of us computer challenged. Oh, hey Jane. Would you mind picking up an Iphone for me while you are in line? Thanks. Not a pizza lover so you may have my piece.

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

At least you're half done...that's a start. You can at least look at, stroke, and admire Puta. Mine is still at the Apple Hospital. They released the new IPhone yesterday, and there were hundreds of people lined up to get into our store. Apple actually served breakfast and lunch to those in line. I'm guessing the "genius" who was supposed to be working on my laptop was pushing the pizza cart. I want it back so bad!

[Nancie & Gracie Doodle]

Well, Puta has had her Estrogen fix but she probably now needs some Progesterone!!! ha ha

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

She's back. Internet guy came out today. but could not fix the connection. So we are half done.

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

I think so too. I bet she scared him

[F, Calla & Luca]

Well,at least you know our threat worked :) Your BIL got the computer fixed PDQ.

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

I really need to type with my glasses on......................

We laughed about the Doodle Gang Violence today :)

But I don't think I have the heart to take his computer.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I agree, you want us to gang up on him: )

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

UPDATE:
Puta relieved a complete diagnostic workup and an estrogen patch. She will be released tonight with a new fan for her HOT FLASHES.

Don't tell DH but I really think he should have the female computer. I'm getting really attached to his ........ after all, his computer is male! I'm sure this time :)