Murph Gave Me A BLACK EYE!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

I've never had a black eye before....I do now.  Last night Murph started feeling better and got the zoomies.  Guinness just wasn't in the mood for that, so he hid under our bed.  Murph was jumping on and off the bed while racing around the upstairs like a lunatic.  I bent down because I wanted to coax Guinness out, and just as I did this Murph hurled himself off the bed and his head hit mine.  I went literally flying across the room, glasses off and bent, and landed in a heap.  That's when my face started swelling up.  I yelled for DH (crying like a baby because it hurt BAD).  Murph was just fine though....didn't hurt his head at all.  So now the eye is swollen and black.  It looks like I've done nine rounds.  I'm mortified to go out....everyone will surely think "domestic dispute".  Murphy, Murphy, Murphy, what am I going to do with you!  He did understand that something was really wrong with his Mom though because he was very "attentive" after the "incident".

[Susan and Sasha]

Ouch!!

That really does sound like it hurt!!!!

I'm sure Muprh felt really bad that he did this awful thing to his Mom!!

He probably went and stood in the corner...without being told too!  Lol...

I do hope that you're starting to feel better...and your eye is returning to it's normal color Jane...

Praying for a quick recovery...

[Dori & Rua]

I was very proactive this year...I got Rua signed up with the Pet Plan insurance and I signed myself up through work for "Accident Protection".  I just KNOW I am going to hurt myself trying by tripping or falling down the stairs trying to avoid stepping on Rua.  She is still "stuck like glue" on me!  LOL

 

Need a new updated picture!

[Lynn D.]

Hi Jane-

I hope your black eye is less black today.

[cheryl & oliver]

OMG Jane, so sorry about this black eye...I hope as I type this that you are doing better, don't know how I missed this post!!!..Maybe my computer, lol, but whatever as long as u are ok, and no concusssion or anything like that....Hope it heals fast...

[Jenny & Gus]

Wow! I've had a huge "egg" on my forehead from Gus headbutting me. The only visible knot I have ever had! I've also had my feet completely swiped out from under me once...felt just like a cartoon with both feet flying out in front of me and landing square on my hiney! At 3 1/2 he seems to have chilled out a little bit but he sure is tough!

[Maria & Xena]

Feel better Jane - if it makes you feel any better Xena chipped my daughter's tooth & it wasnt a baby one either. What a good head butt that was which resulted in a trip to the dentist!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

You girls are too funny!  Apparently from everyone's accounts of their own injuries, Doodles CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH!  Adina, the Photoshop technique that you describe is beyond my limited capabilities.  Yes, I was in the bathroom mirror taking photos of my eye.  I didn't dare ask DH to do it....he already thinks I'm a bit "off" when it comes to DK.  Today is much better....the headache is gone and it no longer hurts to blink.

[Clifford, Cloud, Jake..and Kim]

Perfect!

[Lucy & AnnaBelle's Mom]

@Kim --- How about "You should see the other Dood!"

[Clifford, Cloud, Jake..and Kim]

Oh Jane - I'm sorry about your eye!  Hopefully it will heal soon so you can go out in public again.  In the meantime, just say "you should see the other guy!"