The Bad Doodle (and daughter) ... a year later.

[Becky]

I haven't posted to my blog since January 2009. No worries- it appears my 10 year old daughter has kept doodle lovers across the country updated on our latest doodle exploits. A good parent would know when their daughter is on-line and approve the posts, a mediocre parent would not admit they had no idea their daughter was "blogging" behind their back. Me - so busted. I had no clue. I should probably check my FaceBook page after this. Yeeeessssshhhhh.

So, I see you heard about the shameful haircut and the love of mud (he may actually be a pig - it's hard to tell under all that fur). Since then his hair has grown back and he is back to being mistaken as a Polar Bear. Did I mention he has grown some in the past year? No? He's currently over 80lbs (pre-hair cut). Since I last "blogged", the list of things Tuck has consumed has grown. During the past 12 months his consumption includes, but is not limited to:
- 3 jog bras
- 2 barbie dolls
- and a partridge in a pear tree.... (not really)
- 1/2 of a christmas tree worth of ornaments
- 1 child support check (ouch)
- 1 stuffed chicken
- 1 frog
- 1 corner of base board and trim and 6 inches of doorway molding
- the bottom step of the screened porch
- any bulb in my back yard (I miss the Iris's the most)
- countless pairs of underwear (Dear Santa, I need some new panties. I'm down to the ugly ones.)
- 1 paperback book
- my favorite running hat
- an entire jar of Alfredo Sauce - yes, the entire jar - didn't spill any, then hid the jar. He may have gotten away with it if he would have just remembered to stash the chewed up metal lid.

Honestly, I don't know how he got the jar open. Do you think he has grown an opposable thumb I don't know about under all that fur?

[Ann]

Wow, and I thought Samson was bad by opening a lock & snap tupperware with brownies (consuming all the brownies) and eating a rock hard tennis ball (vomiting it up all night).

Hmmm....maybe they do have thumbs!! How did he get that jar open????

[Allyson, Peri & Taquito]

So funny, thanks for the laugh! The jar thing is kinda crazy...do they have opposable thumbs??? LOL

[Jeannine]

So funny!

[Frannie & Callie]

Thank you for this post, because I'm now cracking up on a very stressful morning!

[Rose]

LOL! Great post, Becky!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

This is hysterical! He may be half polar bear and half goat. I sure hope Santa brings you those new panties. Nothing can ruin your day like having to walk around in ugly panties. And what if you got in an accident, and had to go to the hospital, and people saw them??? That's actually something my Mom used to say to me...not sure why, but she seemed to think having nice panties was important.

[Kathie and the gang]

very funny. I guess I'm lucky Winston has left the baseboards alone. He did eat the better part of five checks, and socks are his favorite.

[Linda,Yankee & Finn]

Too funny....about the dog and your daughter.

[Karen & Lucy]

Hahahahaha, I'll bet he doesn't have anal gland trouble ;-)

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Some of the things our dogs get into, chew and eat!