It is Becky's Daughter, your new official "blogger"! I have a vision of the future. Spoooooooky! I have put my Christmas Tree up last night. In about 20 minutes, Tucker, the ravenous doodle, will eat up all of my favorite ornaments on the tree! He will eat all the ones on the bottom first, and then he will jump up and get all of the ones on the top! Last year we lost numerous ornaments. Tucker is a hilarious doodle that consumes everything! I made up a song about what he will eat. I know he will eat the whole house soon, but here is some of the things. This song is to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas.
SOON IN THE FUTURE, MY DOODLE WILL EAT, 12 ORNAMENTS, 11 CHRISTMAS PRESENTS, 10 SQUEAKY CHEW TOYS, 9 HOMEWORK PAPERS, 8 CHRISTMAS CANDLES, 7 CRICKET SPIDERS, 6 BULBS A GROWING, 5 BARBIE DOLLS, 4 BLADES OF GRASS, THREE SNOWFLAKES, TWO CANDY CANES, AND A PHOTO OF MY SISTER AND MEEEE!
I hope you enjoyed this song and this "future update". I can't really tell the future, but the evidence that Tucker will eat all of those things is highly likely. Oh, don't tell Tucker I said he would eat those things. He will eat my favorite book if he finds out. Trust me, I know him. He does something bad every time I tell him he smells stinky. Don't say he understands English because I know for a fact he dos not understand it. Every time I say "Tucker, not everything is edible!" he probably just hears La La La La La. So, if you can speak Lala language, don't tell Tucker I said this stuff! I have some very funny experiences with Tucker like the Fall leaves and the Mud Puddle. I know he is the right dog for me, even though he consumes everything! The second I first layed eyes on Tucker, I new he was going to be mischievous and naughty, but I also knew he would love me unconditionally, even if I made songs up about him. I also love him unconditionally, even if he eats my mommy's panties.
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