The longest why did the chicken cross the road joke you will ever hear!

[Hailey and Oliver]

    The question has been asked many many many times before.  I'm sure we've all heard it,  it's known as the oldest joke in the book!  But why DID the chicken cross the road?  I mean,  we aren't the chicken, so we can't really ever know why.  But here is my favorite theory,  courtesy of someone on the internet.  

                               One day my uncle was sitting on his couch watching TV,  when all of a sudden, an ostrich jumped out from behind his refrigerator and threw a rock the shape of the state of Kentucky at my uncle.  It hit my uncles pet raccoon, and the raccoon knocked over my uncles water bottle and it spilled over his TV, and ruined it.   My uncle was really mad.  He hopped on his unicycle and rode over to my house where he hit my brother in the head with a Pocahontas doll.  Then he picked up our TV, stepped just outside the door, and i was eating my noodles when all this happened,  i threw my fork at him and it hit his ear so he dropped the TV on a rake.  the rake flew up and scared a couple of birds sitting on a power line.  Then a hunter shot and killed one of the birds, and then that bird took a nose dive into an old mans ice cream cone that he was sharing with his pet chicken.  Then the old man threw his ice cream cone at the chicken and the chicken ran across the street and got hit with a semi.

The end!!!!!!!!!

[Star and Goldie]

Hahaha this sounds like a story my daughter would tell!

[Pat and Traveler]

So now we know!  But I fear I'll forget many of the details...LOL

[Deanna & Desi & Cori]

Oh, so THAT's why!!

[Marnie, Stanlee's Mom]

Sharing with my husband, very funny!

[Joanna, Zoe & Bender]

What??? Lol! Poor chicken?