What a Week!

[Linda,Yankee & Finn]

I don't know why, but I rarely seem to have an uneventful day. They are usually not good things that happen either. I wonder if I bring these things on myself. You decide.

Yankee is my angel and has been since 8 weeks old. Finn is full of mischief. I thought Yankee would lead Finn to good behaviour. Of course not. I let the dogs out in the yard and came back awhile later and couldn't see them. I walked around to the side of the house and here comes Yankee covered in mud. It seems that both dogs went for a swim, then Finn dug a hole in my garden for them to play in. Bath time for two. Lots of fun.

Next day, my dog walking buddy says her car is in the shop & can I pick her up. Not a problem. While at the dog park, her white doodle Charlie rolled in poop. I have had my car for almost 2 months and it is white leather. Poopy dog in my new car. Fun!

I see Finn in the yard playing with something so I go see. it's a dead mouse left by neighbours cat. Pick up and dispose of rodent. More fun.

DH leaves gate in stairway open and leaves for work. I wake up to pile of poop in bedroom. I pick it up and deposit in toilet. Go to walk back to bedroom and see poop stains all the way back. Seems I dropped a piece, stepped in it with my slippers and left a trail. Carpet clean up. Fun!

I pick Cody up at 1pm at school every day. He is special needs and has 1 to 1 assistant. Go to get him one day, no show. Seems nobody bothered to bring him out and he is found sitting in cloakroom waiting. Another day, they forgot to tell him lunch was early and he came home without eating.

Today I was driving to get Cody in another part of town when something hits my passenger window. Seems that when my windshield was replaced, the moulding wasn't attached properly, it snapped and blew off.

I could go on but I think you get the gist of it. Why can't I have a nice normal day?

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

At least you provided great entertainment for us readers!!! Just think how wonderful a simple normal day will feel and if you have a great day - well, you might have to be hospitalized!

[Heidi]

Good lord, you need a vacation!

[Linda,Yankee & Finn]

I do laugh at myself. I have to or go crazy. BUT this "s***" happens to me all the time, almost on a daily basis. This is a typical week in my life. Unfortunately, I can't get numb but I'll bet it would help for sure.

[LuvMyAbby&Kaela]

LOL! Sounds so me! ...and THIS is why I like to tie on a "numb face" every now and then! LOL Days like that the red wine beckons! And it helps! LOL

[GBK]

The poopy carpet is gross, but will be a funny story later :) I laughed, because I could see this happening to myself and swearing the whole time I have to clean up! And the windshield thing would happen to me too, hope it doesn't carry on to the rest of us and that your week gets better!!!!!!!

[Michele Barton]

Wow, you really have had a crummy week. Hang in there, things can only get better, right? I hope really good things come your way this weekend!

[Lorraine Bromley]

Funny s*** for a book! Reality not so much at the time eh? You'll laugh someday, but I am now, so thanks!