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1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.



3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!



4. Rottweiler: Make me.



5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.



6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change… Continue

Both Robert and I (Sandie) love to laugh. We hope you have a smile on your face after reading this. Wags & Licks



1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.





2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.





3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.





4. A dog’s parents never visit.





5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point… Continue

I have a large dog, and was buying a large bag of Purina

at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.



The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?



Duh?



On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd

ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes

everywhere and IVs in both arms.







Horrified, she asked if… Continue

1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.



2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.



3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.



4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.



5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually… Continue

From time to time people tell me, “Lighten up, it’s just a dog”, or “That’s a lot of money for just a dog”.



They don’t understand the distance traveled, time spent, or costs involved or “Just a dog”.



Some of my proudest moments have come about with “Just a dog”. Many hours have passed with my only company being “Just a dog” and not once have I felt slighted. Some of my saddest moments were brought about by “Just a dog”. In those days of darkness, the gentle touch of “Just… Continue