If you had your own gardening store, what would you name it?

[Leslie and Halas]

I misread one word in a post the other day, and a funny phrase popped into my head.  (That happens to me a lot; I really amuse myself.)  I decided the funny phrase would be a great name for a gardening store.  I sent it to someone else, and they came up with a great gardening store name of their own.  So here they are:

Mulch Ado About Nothing
He Sod, She Sod

So c'mon, gardeners.  Put your creative thinking caps on, and tell us what your gardening store would be called.

P.S.  I should let it be known that I could never really own a gardening store.  I'm not good with plants, so I would kill all of my inventory in the first few days.  Although, that could be a good sales pitch.  "Get your plants today, before Leslie kills them!"

[F, Calla & Luca]

I like this. I am putting my cap on now. Glad there's someone else who amuses herself.

[Donna K & Quincy]

If I owned a gardening store

I would have to call it Blooming Idiots. I like to garden but my knowledge is limited.

[Leslie and Halas]

Very nice!

[F, Calla & Luca]

Like the name and enthusiasm is the major requirement.

[Camilla and Darwin]

I could never own a Garden store, definitely not. I am horrible at keeping plants alive! However, I saw a little store today named "Avant-Garden" and I that that was really cute!