From: The Dog

[Kim]

From: THE DOG

Dear God:  Is it on purpose that our names

are the same, only reversed?

 

 

Dear God:  Why do humans smell the flowers,

but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

 

 

Dear God:  When we get to Heaven, can we sit

on your couch?  Or will it be the same old story?

 

 

Dear God:  Why are there cars named after

the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,

the colt,the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE

named fora Dog? How often do you

see a cougar riding around? We love a nice car

ride! Would it be so hard to rename

the'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

 

 

Dear God:  If a Dog barks his head off

in the forest and no human hears him, is he

still a bad Dog?

 

 

Dear God:We Dogs can understand human

verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns,

clickers,beepers, scent IDs,

electromagneticenergy fields, and Frisbee flight

paths.What do humans understand?

 

 

Dear God:  More meatballs,

less spaghetti, please.

 

 

 

Dear God:  Are there mailmen in Heaven?

If there are, will I have to apologize?

 

 

Dear God:  Here is a list of

just some of the things I must remember

to be a good Dog:

1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats

it orafter he throws it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,

crabs,etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's

underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's

crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand

straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before

entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside,

and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living

room, and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy',

so when I play with him and he makes that noise,

it's usually not a good thing.

 

 

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven,

may I have my testicles back?

 

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

This is just so perfect.  Thanks for my laugh of the day!

[Nina, Phil, Harlow & Lacey]

Hilarious!  Great way to start the day.

[Sharon & Monty]

Very good!  Thanks for the smile.

[Donna K & Quincy]

Too funny and so true, thanks for starting my day with a laugh.

[Allyson, Peri & Taquito]

I love it! Thanks for posting!

[Deanna & Desi & Cori]

What a great way for me to start my day - with a smile on my face!  Thank you...

[Clifford, Cloud, Jake..and Kim]

I really needed this today - thank you for sharing.

[Kim]

I knew all of my doodle friends would love it!  I am glad you are all enjoying it!

[Ann Kendig]

Laughing with tears in my eyes!

[Rose]

This is hilarious! I love it! Thanks for sharing! :-)

[Kathy Spyker]

Great way to start the day ;-) Thanks!!

[Camilla and Darwin]

LOL, I love this!