Hair Extensions for Vern!

Vern's hair can be thin and lifeless and he would like to add some fullness and body to attract the ladies. We thought about hair extensions:

But, instead we have settled on something far more cost efficient and found all over our property:

Only a professional can apply them properly:

What do you think? Improvement or not?

You can see his next client in the background waiting for her turn. He loves to wink at the ladies.

If anyone is interested in this new fad, let us know, as we can ship these "extensions" anywhere!

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Permalink Reply by DeeDee and Sheila on May 23, 2011 at 9:01pm

TOTALLY HILARIOUS. I'm still laughing. I don't know which was more shocking, seeing all those hairpieces, are they yours? Or the winking the eye picture. We have a FEW of those things, but which tree sheds these. They are a pain. Well that's my opinion. Vern, those extensions would probably attract more doodle chicks than the tree fluff. Does your mom dutifully brush them out for you about 10 times a day?????? I am still laughing about that pink hair thing you featured. What else do you keep in your closets?

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on May 24, 2011 at 4:22am

No, my hair is short :) No extensions for me. With two doodles I can't afford them :) It is our Oak tree causing all the problems. He goes to get groomed today, but I am not sure why I bother. He will roll as soon as he gets home.

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Permalink Reply by Jennifer,Chloe & Myla on May 23, 2011 at 9:05pm

I love it! That's what Myla looked like after her walk today! I like how curly they are and the wink! What a charmer!

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on May 24, 2011 at 8:38am

Thanks, Jennifer!

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Permalink Reply by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on May 23, 2011 at 9:06pm

Oh, Vern, you are so cute I could just bite your face!

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on May 24, 2011 at 8:38am

Thanks, Karen!

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Permalink Reply by DeeDee and Sheila on May 23, 2011 at 9:07pm

Seriously, this should go in a contest of some kind. Like a beautician mag. Here I sit, all alone, everyone else asleep laughing like a hyena. You goooo Vern.

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Permalink Reply by Jane, Rooney & Stuart on May 24, 2011 at 4:21am

Sign me up. You are talking to someone that has become follically challanged. Tell Vern to try Nioxin shampoo - it is supposed to help those of us with thin hair - lol!!! Send my extensions in a gray color please.