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This isnt really about doodles, but it is about the sad disposibility of animals

Girlfriend says cat has to go!! Free tonight!! (central)

http://austin.craigslist.org/pet/2484811230.html

My girlfriend said the cat has to be gone by 12:00 tomarrow. She left a little while ago to hang with her friends. I put all her crap on the lawn and will try my best to find her a new home but if not there is always the shelter.

So what we have here is one mildly attractive yet bitchy soon to find out she is a homeless exgirlfriend. She is somewhat house broken (but i think she is still connected to her mom by the umbilical cord). She is in her midtwenties and is NOT SPAYED (though she usually takes the pill) Lot of life left in this one. She is up to date on her shots and is great with dogs and small children, but does not seem to get along well with cats. She is playfull and bathroom trained (If takeing over every inch of horizontal surface with her stuff in the place is house broken. Then she is the Queen of house brokeness!!!) She has somewhat of a special diet though i never figured it out fully, but pretty much it is dictated by what ever her closes friend of that week is into (Raw, vegan, atkins, hostes) You get the picture. She will be comeing with a whole lot of stuff!! (If it is still there when she comes home, but when iam done here Iam heading right over to the free section so maybe not) There will not be a rehoming fee (As a matter of fact i got $34 cash if you can get her tonight, If you need more we can hit the atm unless you have paypal then we have lots of options)

The main reason Iam rehoming her is becuase she moved in about 9 months ago, and for three months everything was great, but then she started b******* about my cat. My cat has lived with me for 11 years since he was abandoned in my yard at about 3 weeks old, and i had too bottle feed him and teach him how to do everything a cool male should know (hunt, nap, play, hide, chirp like a bird. how to use a litter box!! This was the most challenging as i did not know how to use one myself. That made for some awkward moments) In other words Misdemeanor and I have been kicking it for a long time, and if she thinks I would even consider kicking him to the curb. Well need i say more?

I may put her up for auction on ebay tonight if my lawyer gives me the okay.

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Permalink Reply by Tina, Clover, Plus 5 More on July 9, 2011 at 6:31pm

Good for him.

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on July 9, 2011 at 6:32pm

I am glad the guy is getting rid of the girlfriend and not the cat.

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Permalink Reply by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on July 9, 2011 at 6:37pm

Love this! I wonder if he'll get any takers. He may have to offer more than $34.

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Permalink Reply by Tina, Clover, Plus 5 More on July 9, 2011 at 6:44pm

I think he will have a few takers from the Curb Alert posting. If I lived there I would stop and take some free stuff. Not that I need it, but just to help a fellow animal lover out.