Have you laughed today?

[F, Calla & Luca]

"Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave
myself a personal TSA pat down.  I was looking for my keys.  They were
not in my pockets.  A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.  Frantically, I
headed for the parking lot.  My husband has scolded me many times for
leaving the keys in the ignition.  My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.  His theory is that the car will be stolen.

As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.  His
theory was right.  The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police.  I gave them my location, confessed
that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I
always call him "Honey" in times like these.  "I left my keys in the
car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence.  I thought the call had been dropped,
but then I heard his voice.  He barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my time to be silent.  Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and
get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not
stolen your car."

Yep, it's the golden years."

 

[Linda, Charlie Brown and Beau]

F ~ OMD!  I think this is too funny!  And for those of you out there that think "oh, this cannot happen to me" - LOL 

[Camilla and Darwin]

LOL

[Leigh & Allie]

Yes, I definitely needed this laugh. Thanks.

[Maryann,Roo and Tigger]

Oh my goodness, that is too funny...and hits very near home for me and my DH.  My memory is perfect, chock full of a lifetime of information, it is the index to my memory that is not always available.  Or as I tell people, my "rolodex" is full.  F, you may be the only one who knows what a rolodex is.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I hope I'm not but I certainly remember: )