Mother Needs Good Home Until After Doodle Calendar!!

[Hayley Arnold]

Does anyone want my mother (Laurie, Fudge, and Vern)?  This is the worst time of year for me with the upcoming Doodle Calendar submissions. I am only allowed to go on the pontoon boat with her if I bring my camera.  She makes me takes pictures in the rain and yells at me when the Doodles don't cooperate, which is often. If anyone is available to take her until after September 23rd, it would be greatly appreciated.  I would also like to send along the Doodles so I do not have to photograph them anymore.  If the arrangement works out, you can keep my mother, but we want Fudge and Vern back. 

Here is what you would be getting:

Sincerely,

A Much Abused Photographer/Unhappy Daughter

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

BG, Your DH sounds too smart for his own good....LOL!

[Deanna & Desi & Cori]

Ha Ha....Ha Ha Ha !!!!!

[Camilla and Darwin]

I'll adopt her until then. I don't have enough doodles to photograph around here!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

YAY....I am moving to Utah and Camilla will help me get my dogs in the calendar :)

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

NOT FAIR!!

[Pat and Traveler]

True, Doris!  Camilla is sort of a national treasure and Laurie just can't have her.  LOL

[Bonnie and Kona]

I think we need Camilla to do a tour of the photographically challenged to create possible submissions for the calendar! 

[Camilla and Darwin]

LOL you guys are all too nice. But I will say that I do want doodles to photograph! Darwin is sick of being the only one. If any of you come through Utah, call me and I will take lots of pictures of your cuties. :-)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Pat, I am not giving you a Hokum :)

[Hayley Arnold]

Mom, you are not going anywhere!

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

Hayley, would you please provide us with a list of things that your mom is actually GOOD at? I hate to commit to taking her if all she does is sit around and write blogs. Also, will you and your Dad be willing to reimburse expenses??

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Doris, I know this is my DD, but she fibs sometimes, so don't take her word for it what I don't and do well. I can honestly say the list would be too long if I started writing down everything I was good at....take my word for it...I never lie or embellish :) Reimbursement would be in the form of laughter and sunshine I brought to your household, plus I would work to get you off the coffee!! LOL