TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS!

[Kim]

I received this in my email today - I thought I MUST share!!!!!

'1'   Blaming your farts on me.....
       not funny... not funny at all !!!
                
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'2'   Yelling at me for barking.
       I'M A  DOG!!
             
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'3'   Taking me for a walk, then
       not letting me check stuff out.
       Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

              
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'4'   Any trick that involves balancing
       food on my nose. Stop it!
            
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'5'   Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
       Now you know why we chew your stuff
       up when you're not home.

              
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'6'   The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
       You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
       a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

               
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'7'  Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
      surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

          
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'8'   Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
       Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

           
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'9'      Dog sweaters. Hello ???
          Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'    How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
         Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
           
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       Now lay off me on some of these things.
       We both know who's boss here!
       You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

         EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
         A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
         CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!


                               

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

OMD - this is too funny and if we could know their thoughts - I'm sure so true.  Thanks for the laughs!!!! 

[Pam and Ginger Snap]

This is funny...but were there pictures? 

[Kim]

I can see the pictures!  :(  The pictures are the best part!

[Jodi and Stella]

This gave me a good chuckle to start out my day!

[Frances Pendrous (Horan)]

Brilliant...just loved it. Thanks for sharing.

[Anna and Achilles]

Really hilarious!!

[Camilla and Darwin]

Very funny, thanks. :-)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thank you for the laugh!

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

And then some...anybody want to add to this. I will, especially today.

 

Don't act like we are going some place special and then dump me at the groomers so I can stay in a crate 1/2 the day.

When you pick me up, don't act surprised how short I am - remember you are the master of the comb & brush.

Wish me luck everyone - pick up is at 4....MAYBE I will post a picture, depends on how ashamed of myself I will be.

[Phoebe's Mom]

I loved this post.  The funniest thing was that i had literally scolded Phoebe for barkingwhen I read that pet peeve.  Mea culpa!

[Taylor & Huff]

I can't see the pics either:(  How cute I get mad at Huff when he licks himself. I do put sweaters on him. I get mad when he sniffes someones butt. But I dont put treats on his nose. The thing about cats is so true.

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Thanks for the laugh!