I have come upon a sure fire way to stop Vern from drinking from our toilet. Before Christmas, I bought a Talking Snowman holding a plunger. Hallmark makes them and the snowman is motion activated so if anyone goes into our bathroom it starts talking. It says stuff like, "Whatcha Doing In Here?...Pull up a seat and make yourself comfortable....Ho Ho Ho, Who has to go? etc." Well, various members of my family keep turning the little guy off, but today I turned him back on and Vern went into bathroom to sneak a drink. We were sitting in the living room and Vern came flying out of the bathroom and jumped up on the sofa next to me looking like he had seen a ghost. Next thing we know we can hear the snowman say "If you need any presents wrapped, I have plenty of paper." I might keep the snowman up all year :)
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