Labradoodle & Goldendoodle Forum
My Darwin has been missing for a while now. His very reasonably sized self disappeared gradually, leaving a giant, massive fluff in his place. It was quite disturbing to see him slowly slipping away. And who on earth does this puffy monstrosity think he is?
Don't get me wrong, giant fluffs can be very cute and soft. They attract a lot of admiring attention, and they look amazing when the wind blows through their luscious locks. But they are a pain in the butt to brush and they pick up dirt, leaves, trash etc. like you wouldn't believe. Also, you can never see a fluff's eyes, which I find suspicious.
After enduring the massive fluffiness for a while, I decided I needed to locate the more reasonable Darwin. This was somewhat difficult to do, because it requires a good pair of clippers. And unfortunately, my clippers are busted. Of course, I could have waited and purchased some clippers like a normal sane person. I'm not really a normal sane person though... I have problems with patience. Instead, I grabbed a pair of sharp scissors (improvement from last grooming attempt) and hacked away at the fluff.
What did I find? Well, I didn't exactly find Darwin. But I did find a bouncy, happy, skinny thing with a frighteningly bad haircut. The bad haircut ALMOST overshadows how adorable this new, thinner pup is.
Reasonable Darwin, we miss you, but I have a feeling you will return in a couple of months...
Puffy Monstrosity with stubby looking legs:
Bouncy skinny pup:
Note from Darwin: Someone please take away my mom's scissors. Please. Oh, and take away her blog too. I'm tired of being humiliated.
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Hey Darwin...
I love your new Haircut!!
I got one not to long ago...and I looked totally different too!
Your Mom did a really great job...and all Mom's tend to get a bit scissor happy once they get started!! You know??
Personally...I think that you look quite Handsome!
What I'd really like ...is to see you with your "Cute Nerdy" glasses on Dar...
I'll bet they look better on you than ever!!
Talk to you soon...
Hugs...Sasha
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