Dear Spud.....These are some very sad photos. Murph and I are so sorry that you're "couchless". No wonder you didn't decorate your Mom's page for Mother's Day. We really like the "fallin off the stool" trick though...we bet that made your Mom feel pretty bad. I hope you whined and limped around for a while....that always gets them. Keep lookin sad, so you're Mom feels guilty...we find that works too. We'd say "have a nice day", but how can you. Your Buds, Guinness and Murphy
DEAR SPUD,
THIS IS PATHETIC! WE ARE CALLING YOUR LOCAL ASPCA AS SOON AS YOU SEND YOUR ADDRESS. WE ARE NOTIFYING THE DRC TO FIND A NEW HOME FOR YOU WITH A COUCH. PERHAPS WE COULD EVEN FIND COUCH AND MOVE YOU THERE. CERTAINLY THE HOMELESS PEOPLE WHO PICKED COUCH WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU BE THEIR BLANKET AND WOULD FEED YOU ALL THE LEFTOVERS YOU COULD EVER WANT.
WE ARE ALL BROTHERS IN NEED AND WOULD LOVE TO SHARE OUR COUCHES WITH YOU AND STARLIT.
NED AND CLANCY
Maybe if he clicks his heels three times and barks "There's no place to sleep like a Doodle Couch. There's no place to sleep like a Doodle Couch." he'll wake up and the tiny bench will be gone.
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