Fudge Needs a Valentine!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Fudge is looking for a Hot Valentine! Must be financially secure, like long walks in the park, sharing kibble in a bowl, single, and very, very cute. Please submit a picture and qualifications. She is willing to lose the socks for the right doodle.

 

[Anna and Achilles]

Hey Fudge, Achilles here. I am so mad my mom did not know this was going on. I feel I am too late in the game. All those other doods were here first and very dashing. All I can say is I am a very manly doodle. My name is Achilles after all! Although I have warrior tendencies I am a snuggle bug. You can ask my mom for references. I am not afraid of commitment and I feel we could make this long distance romance work.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Achilles, Don't worry about the late entry. You are adorable and I love your name. Plus, it looks like you are sunbathing and I love to swim and then sit in the sun. Call me! Love, Fudge

[Lorraine Bromley]

Neely is not a great lover! He tends to hump heads! Otherwise I would have let him reply. We are a little ashamed of his fetish. It came to light this week that the neighbours have noticed!!!!!! We are mortified. I hope fudge finds a more polite lover.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

This made me laugh out loud. Poor Neely...he doesn't know which end is up :)

[Carol and Banjo]

Oh my gosh...I can't believe I'm just seeing this.....soooooo funny!!!!   And all of those wanna be Valentines out there....how's a girl to pick????   Love it!

[Pam and Ginger Snap]

This post is so funny.  Too bad Ginger is a girl, or I would have thrown her hat in the ring!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Maybe I should do a Personal ad for Vern too...just for fun.

[Pat and Traveler]

Fudge darlin', I'm most likely slow on the draw here, and there sure have been some fine offers sent your way.  Just in case you haven't made up your mind yet, I can tell you I'm from the West, and the boys out here know how to treat a lady.  Always leave 'em smilin', just like you're doing in that photo, which is just about the cutest thang ever.  Your momma is so beautiful too!  I think I'm financially secure, whatever that is, and you can have a whole wagonload of kibble.  Long walks in the park--every day, sweet cheeks.  And I'd sure welcome you to my muddy riverbank, where we could run together, free as the wind in the willows. 

   

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Wow! Fudge is blushing!! She is a little shy, but she sure would like those long walks in the park.

[Hayley Arnold]

Mom, You are a genius!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Sandy, Those socks were my poor attempt at home made gators.