YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Just when I thought things with my Doods couldn't get any more bizarre...they just did.  I've been debating about even posting this, because I'm thinking everyone will decide I've gone off the deep end.  This is like nothing I've ever even heard of before....I'm just wondering if this is anything that you have experienced.  So, here's what happened.  I've been reluctant to let Murph out of my sight since our "incident" yesterday, but for about 10 minutes while I was making dinner I left the boys upstairs.  I thought they were both sleeping...they were when I left.  It was still quiet upstairs, but I went up to check on Murph and see what he was doing.  When I got to the top of the stairs I could hear that they were in my room (not the den where I left them), so I walked in and flipped on a light.  I couldn't even believe what I saw.  There was Guinness laying on his back with Murph standing over him.  Guinness's "red rocket" was about three inches long.  I totally swear I'm not exaggerating.   He's a little 20 pound mini Doodle.  I freaked out.  He tried to stand up, but he couldn't.  I ran over to him in a panic.  He then did get up but for just a second.  He lied back down, and started to lick himself...and I let him because I had no idea what to do.  In a couple of minutes it was back "inside".  I know this is graphic and totally disgusting, but I am freaked out.  How could this even happen?  Is this something that could be dangerous?  I don't know whether to talk to the Vet or not.  I'm thinking I can never leave them alone again.  I just wonder if this was something that Murph did...or were they humping and this happened.  I don't think so because I would have heard them.  I can't find anything online about it, but then again I'm not sure what to even google.  I swear this the absolute truth.  Once I saw that he was okay I ran for the camera and took a shot but the room was too dark and the three inches had "dwindled" anyway.  What is going on here?

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

OMD!!!!  I have no answers, ideas or ANYTHING to add but I am LMAOF!  This is too funny!  Sorry.

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Same here!! OMD! I love girl doggies!!!

[Mimi Linna, Lilly and Lolly]

me too... spit mt dew all over myself.. can't help..but thanks for sharing.

 

[Ginny Nightingale]

Have no idea what to say to this---but  dogs are not people and things do happen that just don't seem right! For example, every time I play with Lyric and hold her head still, Mattie runs over to start humping her. And she is spayed! Lyric, who is not spayed, never does anything like that even when in heat. Who knows what they were doing, but I am sure it is harmless--it just took a minute for Guinness's "rocket to relax enough to retract--no harm done. (Except to your psyche, of course!)

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Okay, this is just too funny....the picture you painted, well suffice to say I can hear a certain type of music in my head.

Think of it this way, they are dogs, be glad that your kids were never caught like that with their "friends".

[Camilla and Darwin]

No idea... but I'm horrified/laughing hysterically right now!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I can't help laughing over this either, mostly because of  "I just wonder if this was something that Murph did..."

Jane, I don't know what the heck was going on there, but it sounds like both parties were willing participants, and I don't think it could be dangerous. Maybe you should talk to your vet about it...at least she's female. I think I would have a very hard time talking about this to my male vet. ROFL!

[Carol and Banjo]

....were there candles....wine.....soft music...???      Sorry Jane....couldn't resist.

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

lol. I'm pictures 70's porn music in background... uh, not that I'm familiar with 70's porn...

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

More familiar than I am...I didn't even know there was such a thing as 70's porn music....

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

I'd like to know what porn music is too.  Come on Sherri and spill.

[BG and Gavin]

Bomb chicka bom bom!