THE OFFICIAL CLARK PEARSON FAN CLUB

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Tall, dark (ok PALE) and handsome,...He's cool! He's smart!..He's quick with the articulate, intelligent retaliatory verbiage....He's the bald bad ass!

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FOR KAREN! -OFFICIAL FAN CLUB PRESIDENT AND A NOTE FROM CLARK!

An Official Message From Our Hero Clark Pearson!

Fellow Doodle Kissers!
I would like to thank all of you for bestowing upon me this great honor. I am humbled. You restore my hope in the voters of this world. A world where people have the right to buy their doodles from expensive breeders or adopt one from their local rescue. A world where a good day IS Photoshopping funny pictures for posting on the web. For this I thank you.

Some have asked me what a Clark Pearson presidency would look like. Well, I'm afraid the productivity of this nation might decrease. About that fact, I must be honest with you. But the quality of life would increase dramatically! That is what all of us want! We would be posting cute pictures and commenting on inane discussions many times daily. We would be happier than at any time in our nations history.

That is where my opponent just doesn't get it. He thinks that all of you want to increase the GDP and reduce the trade deficit. Ha! He is completely out of touch with the people he wants to represent. He has not given us a plan to be happy! He just wants all of us to be more productive... like robots!

As for the horrible charges in my opponent constantly negative campaign... the event in question happened a long time ago (when I was in my early twenties!) and I was simply trying to help push that sheep through the fence. It's really that simple. I will have no further comment on the matter as I am running a positive campaign.

My loving and supportive wife Adina has already volunteered to be the chairperson of several committees as well as fill a crucial cabinet position. When I look at the candidates for these positions, I can see no person better qualified than her.

The committees she has volunteered for are:
-Chairperson of the committee to find and mitigate personal flaws in the President.
-Chairperson of the committee to write and maintain the daily to-do list of the President.

She has also volunteered for one cabinet position for which she is extremely qualified:
-Chief of staff for repetitive verbal reminders of tasks specified by the daily to-do list committee.

I have great faith in Adina's ability to fully execute these positions. How do I know she will succeed? Well... to give you a brief glimpse into our personal life, she has been doing these tasks ON A VOLUNTEER BASIS for me for years! She truly is a gifted and giving woman.

In closing I would be proud and honored to represent you. I will continue to encourage humorous anecdotes AND snarky comments on Doodle Kisses. I seek you for you the best quality of life possible.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

God bless Doodle Kisses... And God bless America (and maybe Canada too...)!

-Clark Pearson

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Comment by Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles on November 1, 2008 at 6:53pm: Amazing! I am cracking up here!

Comment by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on November 1, 2008 at 6:47pm: Jacquie, you're killing me!

Comment by Jacquie Yorke (DRC) on November 1, 2008 at 6:39pm: CLARKE MAKES THE COVER OF ROLLING STONE!

Comment by Adrianne Matzkin on November 1, 2008 at 2:59pm: Samantha and I just returned from shopping for a new Planet Dog ball for our Beach Romp tomorrow (we did have several but I am guessing they are under the leaves) to find that Clark gave his inaugural speech and we didn't DVR it. Thank you for posting it for us to read. Our country IS a better place now. Thank you and thank you to all the DK families for your love and support.

Comment by Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles on November 1, 2008 at 11:37am: Went to vacuum and came back to this! Excellent idea. Thanks for inviting me to this wonderful group.

I promice to not let you down, Clark. I will tell everyone I know (and even some I don't) about the virtues and blessings of you. I will convince my family and friends to change their votes and write in "Clark." We will spend our days and nights in a "world where people have the right to buy their doodles from expensive breeders or adopt one from their local rescue. A world where a good day IS Photoshopping funny pictures for posting on the web." No more work...horray...we can retire and spend every minute on this site "posting cute pictures and commenting on inane discussions many times daily." We really "would be happier than at any time in our nations history." I for one would love to be with my doodles every waking minute. They love me without condition, they ask for nothing except treats, they never ask me where is this or where is that. Oh what a better world it would be.

Comment by Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie on November 1, 2008 at 11:33am: Of course, Ned and I have to join this group. If nothing else we will keep up to date on the most political of issues - like the meaning of life - with doodles of course; or the power of positive thinking from a doodle perspective.

Comment by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on November 1, 2008 at 11:01am: Yes, and please don't forget the dimples!

Comment by Adina P on November 1, 2008 at 10:37am: Actually he's tall pale and handsome...not that there's anything wrong with that!

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