Pssst . . my name is Rooney and I’ve been puppynapped.

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

Here is what happened – I was born at this great place where there was a big dog that had these totally awesome milk machines on her tummy. I loved those milk machines and she let me have all that I wanted. This dog taught me all that I know about being a puppy, how to jump, wag my tail, all kinds of stuff. Then there was this lady named “Breeder” she was super nice and when me and my brothers and sisters got a little bit older she gave us this really yummy stuff called puppy gruel - crushed kibble and warm goats milk, I liked it so much that I may have eaten more than my fair share - but don’t tell anybody. So life was pretty sweet. Breeder had been teaching us all some games, and I am pretty good at them. They are called kennel up, get busy (this means to pee/poop in the grass – so fun), go to my spot (get on my bed) and all kinds of other stuff. I really like Breeder and she says that I am one smart puppy.

So today the smelly lady comes over, let me say that she doesn’t smell bad, she smells like flowers, but it would be better if she smelled like dog butt. And I remember she and this guy were here once before when I was just a baby. Anyway – she is playing with me. I like that. So Breeder and her are playing all the games with me that I know and I am teaching smelly lady how to do them. She must not be too smart or she would already know how to hold on to my lease while I walk her. Then she says she is taking me for a car ride – woo hoo – all us doodles love to ride. THAT was a big mistake! They never took me back to Breeder, they just kept right on driving.

I have to say the place where I am being held captive is very nice – maybe I’m getting Stockholm Syndrome. Smelly has obviously been planning this crime for a while – she has all the items needed to carry out her devious plot. There is a dog crate, really nice doggie bed with my name embroidered on it, oh and lots of really fun toys – all brand new and just for me she claims. Smelly is insisting on calling herself my “Mom”.

Her partner in crime is a man who goes by the name of “Dad”, this could be his alias. Smelly is also telling me that I have a brother named Humphrey but who is she kidding – Humphrey is a CAT. Like I said - not real smart, and anyhoo I’m choosing to ignore the four-legged thing, truth be told - he looks at me like he’s mad that I’m here. “Hey lizard breath - I didn’t ask for this either ya know.” And I really did see him eat a baby lizard – how gross can you get?

So far the treatment has been pretty awesome because I’m sure that they are arranging the ransom as I write this and want to return me in good condition. Please call the Police Dogs and get them right on this. Sooooo, while I wait for rescue, I’ll just “play” along, ya know - enjoy some of the amenities. Hey look at that pool!

Wait - hold the horses - tell the K9’s not to rush - Smelly, er I mean Mom - just said something about boiled bones and frozen yogurt treats. This is a photo of me during the abduction.

[DeeDee and Sheila]

Oh how adorable. Rooney, you have a really cool car seat. I have a feeling you have just won the lottery, boyo!!!!

[Adina P]

Rooney, sorry I know you're in the middle of some traumatic stuff right now, so I hate to comment on such a minor thing, but you are the CUTEST kidnapee ever!

[Nancie & Gracie Doodle]

I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes and can't type! This story of your poor little man being abducted by the big bad "Smelly" is hysterical. Then as I scroll down the cowlick shows up first and then the eyes and the rest is history. That is the cutest little guy just sitting there so proudly in his very own car seat. He is crazy if he thinks we are calling the Police Dogs or the K9s. No way...he has it made and in no time will figure it out. I can see this is going to be one very spoiled, loved and well taken care of little man. Any ransom being paid will be one of US coming to take you home with us!

[Deanna & Desi & Cori]

Oh my!!! How very cute! Wish I could give him a hug!

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Oh Rooney, Smelly isn't all that bad she's been talking and talking and talking about you....she tells everyone about you on this thing called DoodleKisses. I might add that you are pretty cute (for a little guy). Right now my Mom is plotting to get one just like you she just has to figure out how to melt Daddy's heart with pictures of you. Wait a couple of days I think you may just like that place.
Uh Oh, looks like everyone is talking about you now.

Your new friend, Daisy

[Phoebe's Mom]

Okay, that does it. I need another doodle! I have a serious case of puppy envy going on. What an angel! That picture is priceless. Enjoy all the good times you will be having with that bundle of love. Congratulations!

[cheryl & oliver]

Oh my goodness, he is just so cute.....what a face and his coloring is gorgeous, and those eyes....I can totally understand the meaning of love at first sight...Keep those adventures coming pleasse, this one was so great and very original I might add, I was laughing all the way thru it...More pictures please....Just enjoy him and his being a puppy, it goes by so quickly.....

[Linda and Murphy]

Rooney is adorable! Great blog. Looking forward to more Rooney adventures.

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

I'm very proud to say that today was all business - I cried like a baby yesterday but not today. Breeder kept is short and sweet as I had asked - I know my weaknesses - lol. I am so in love with my boy. He slept the whole way home except for a potty stop when we all went - good boy. Tonight we rode 4.5 mile on my bike - him in his dog cart. Cried a little bit but then was great. He is sleeping at my feet right now. Love Love Love Him!!!! Oh, and he was great with our cat. Life is good.

[Susan, Coby & Chloe]

Rooney can complain all he wants, but he sure looks like one content dog-napped victim :-) (BTW, if you haven't already done so, I'd highly suggest reading "A Dog's Purpose" - sounds like a book Rooney could have co-authored!).