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Tall, dark (ok PALE) and handsome,...He's cool! He's smart!..He's quick with the articulate, intelligent retaliatory verbiage....He's the bald bad ass!
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Latest Activity: Feb 28, 2011
FOR KAREN! -OFFICIAL FAN CLUB PRESIDENT AND A NOTE FROM CLARK!
An Official Message From Our Hero Clark Pearson!
Fellow Doodle Kissers!
I would like to thank all of you for bestowing upon me this great honor. I am humbled. You restore my hope in the voters of this world. A world where people have the right to buy their doodles from expensive breeders or adopt one from their local rescue. A world where a good day IS Photoshopping funny pictures for posting on the web. For this I thank you.
Some have asked me what a Clark Pearson presidency would look like. Well, I'm afraid the productivity of this nation might decrease. About that fact, I must be honest with you. But the quality of life would increase dramatically! That is what all of us want! We would be posting cute pictures and commenting on inane discussions many times daily. We would be happier than at any time in our nations history.
That is where my opponent just doesn't get it. He thinks that all of you want to increase the GDP and reduce the trade deficit. Ha! He is completely out of touch with the people he wants to represent. He has not given us a plan to be happy! He just wants all of us to be more productive... like robots!
As for the horrible charges in my opponent constantly negative campaign... the event in question happened a long time ago (when I was in my early twenties!) and I was simply trying to help push that sheep through the fence. It's really that simple. I will have no further comment on the matter as I am running a positive campaign.
My loving and supportive wife Adina has already volunteered to be the chairperson of several committees as well as fill a crucial cabinet position. When I look at the candidates for these positions, I can see no person better qualified than her.
The committees she has volunteered for are:
-Chairperson of the committee to find and mitigate personal flaws in the President.
-Chairperson of the committee to write and maintain the daily to-do list of the President.
She has also volunteered for one cabinet position for which she is extremely qualified:
-Chief of staff for repetitive verbal reminders of tasks specified by the daily to-do list committee.
I have great faith in Adina's ability to fully execute these positions. How do I know she will succeed? Well... to give you a brief glimpse into our personal life, she has been doing these tasks ON A VOLUNTEER BASIS for me for years! She truly is a gifted and giving woman.
In closing I would be proud and honored to represent you. I will continue to encourage humorous anecdotes AND snarky comments on Doodle Kisses. I seek you for you the best quality of life possible.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
God bless Doodle Kisses... And God bless America (and maybe Canada too...)!
-Clark Pearson
Discussion Forum
NEWSFLASH!-CLARK PEARSON TO MAKE POSTIVE CONTRIBUTION TO THE HUMAN GENE POOL!
Started by Jacquie Yorke (DRC). Last reply by Bev and WILLY May 29, 2009. 19 Replies 0 Favorites
IS "BALD" THE NEW BLACK?
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A CLARK PEARSON CHRISTMAS- IT'S SANTA CLARK!
Started by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle. Last reply by Jacquie Yorke (DRC) Dec 25, 2008. 136 Replies 0 Favorites
My Concession
Started by ClarkP. Last reply by Jacquie Yorke (DRC) Nov 7, 2008. 9 Replies 0 Favorites
Let's Hear From the Doodles!
Started by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle. Last reply by Ann Bankert Nov 4, 2008. 14 Replies 0 Favorites
WHAT IF........CLARK HAD HAIR?
Started by Jacquie Yorke (DRC). Last reply by Jacquie Yorke (DRC) Nov 3, 2008. 30 Replies 0 Favorites
Top 10 Reasons I Like Clark!
Started by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle. Last reply by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle Nov 2, 2008. 20 Replies 0 Favorites
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Comment by Angela Piazza on November 3, 2008 at 6:30am
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Thanks for the invite....of course I'd love to stay home alllllll day and adore my doodle....who wouldn't???? a day of taking cute pic's and going for long walks, who needs to leave the house and go to a boring job!!!!! not me!!!! More quality time with our DOODLES. Yes, you have our VOTE!!!!....oh...by the way...does my DOODLE get to vote too??? Please send me a registration form, (or 72 registrations forms), whatever works best for you =) !!! whoo hooo "DOODLE-NATION" !!!! I love it!!!!
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Comment by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on November 3, 2008 at 5:52am
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Wow- 4 new members just since I logged off last night! Clearly, there has been a need for The CP Fan Club! Welcome, all, and please feel free to express your adoration of Clark! Visit our informative and hilarious discussions! The word is out...The Clark Pearson Fan Club is where the cool kids are hanging out!
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Comment by Adina P on November 2, 2008 at 9:00pm
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Ahhhh...y'all are KILLING me!
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Comment by Jessica on November 2, 2008 at 8:43pm
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"Go feed the children, Go feed the children", (tug)
"Do you own a nice tie? Do you own a nice tie?" (tug)
"You aren't making any friends doing that....
When you squeeze his belly he has to pop his tongue out though, and maybe the eyes could twirl round and round to a whizz-bang sound....
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I really WANT that clarkipoo doll! So many choice phrases it could say!
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Comment by Jacque Reynolds on November 2, 2008 at 8:09pm
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hahahahahaaaa...this is wonderful!
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Ps. I know where to go in the future to spice up my rather sad DK web page; your talent is very considerable. Good Job!
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It's too exciting isn't it? Apparently the effigy's big! It will be a garden water feature! And there's soon to be available in our DK shopping carts, a bobble head Clarkey Poo doll that says 'stop spewing vitriol' etc when you pull the string. And little super-man out-fits for pups with baldy, rubber heads attached as a hoody, Adina said so. That's Christmas sorted!
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Comment by Jacquie Yorke (DRC) on November 2, 2008 at 5:02pm
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Oh my God Jessica..That is so funny!....Whew!..I'm pooped from Photoshopping!...I need to get a life now...LOL!
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Oh silver tongued God...where on DK can I purchase your effigy? I will daily rub the head 'til it shines. (That's a Martingale collar (rub), a waterproof jump-suit (rub), a heated, memory foam dog-bed (rub, rub rub...)
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