Pat and Traveler's Blog – March 2011 Archive (2)

Mom said our walk this morning was ‘the walk from hell,’ and we have to get back to some ‘serious training.’ Jeez, I just wanted to romp around and then lie down and wait for that little dog I could see coming. I was going to leap up at the last minute and play with her, but her mom turned around and went the other way. Mom says I look scary when I just lie down with my head on the grass and stare intently at whoever or whatever is coming our way, and that isn’t the proper way to greet…

I know this is an awful photo, but I think of it as a crime scene photo taken by a bystander.  On the counter is a plate featuring green beans and steak.  The perp is carefully planning his assault, not knowing that his actions are being observed and recorded by Mommy Eyes.

His defense:  You can't go to jail for what you're thinkin'.  The offender got neither beans nor steak, and appeared to have no remorse regarding his suspicious actions.

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