Eva (Lilo and Rocky)'s Blog – September 2008 Archive (4)

Buster the Beagle came to stay with us for a couple of days. Boy, he’s annoying!!! And not a real dog either, if you ask me. He refused to swim and play balls like the rest of us. Mom took us all to the beach, and he just stood there and whined the entire time. I tried chasing him into the water and managed to get his feet wet, but he just stuck his tail between his legs and ran away. And here’s the worst: every morning around sunrise (which is very early – I prefer not to get out of bed… Continue

Lilo: We love poop…

Rocky: Well, maybe you do, I just tolerate it !

Lilo: Ha ! I know you like poop just as much as I do.

Rocky: No I don’t !

Lilo: Yes you do !

Rocky: OK, I do like to pee on it, but it’s ONLY to remove its smell…

Lilo: Yea, like THAT’s gonna make it smell better !!

Rocky: But it does !!!

Lilo: No it doesn’t !

Rocky: Yes it does ! My pee is very potent, but in a good way.

Lilo: I like horse poop the best. It tastes SO GOOD,… Continue

Hello, Rocky here... My smartiepants sister is trying to beat her own 23 minute world record for eating an entire 36 inch bully stick (YUK! I find those things DIS-GUS-TING! They smell like dead old cows and taste even worse), so I thought I’d chip in on a very important subject, since she won’t be interrupting me with her bad breath. I’d like to talk about smelly kids. Don’t get me wrong, I generally like kids from a distance, but their parents!! No manners at all. They let their little ones… Continue

My Mom is so ungrateful. Today, I brought her a special present, and she showed no appreciation whatsoever. Instead, she started shouting for one of the other humans to come take the present away. I don't get it. It was still fresh, and only missing a small part of the head. I wanted to make sure it was a good quality mouse, so of course I had to taste it before giving it to my Mom. Don't want her to get sick or anything. OK, maybe I ate a little more than necessary, but it sure was tasty. And… Continue